Ha ha, you're safe Vik, those parts aren't anywhere before Christmas, but that's Christmas THIS year, not next!
Here's another "dickhead" story. The guy who's desperate to buy my Honda CB750 "Swamp Rat" was hassling me to finish it, so I started to think what I'd do with the $7500 he's gonna pay me for it. (about $5K USD) I saw a FB ad for a 2008 Harley 1200 Sportster, going cheap for $5K. (3500 USD) I need one more Harley as I'm gonna give one to each of my sons.
Anyway, as the bike was over on his side of town, I asked him to take a look at it, and if it was OK, buy it, and give me it, and the difference in cash. (I said I'd drop another 500 off the price of my bike for his running around) The Harley was a Japanese import, with only 18000 Km (12000 miles) but had a few minor issues (corrosion, flaking chrome) but was described as being in good condition, with all the necessary documents required to register it in Victoria.
Anyway, my mate fronts up, and the first problem is, it won't start. (dead battery) It's also a 1998 model, not a 2007 model, as advertised (completely different model, no EFI, no "Buell" heads, 50 BHP on a good day) and finally, the paperwork he says he has is in Weipa, in Queensland, but he'll "send it to us". They try to jump start it, but no bueno. My friend calls me and asks me what he should do, I tell him, "Thanks mate, walk away".
Dickheads like that guy should be garotted. Seriously, that pissed me off.