Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[dave500]

dont insult me terry,those outfits they wore clashed with their shoes!i wouldnt be seen dead in some of those skirts either,,the dickhead in charge of wardrobe in that film has no idea,if they cant even match a blue singlet with blundestone work boots weve no hope of any fashion sense here down under,,that would piss me right off!

[Bailgang]

It wasn't Dave was it mate? He says he reminds himself of the drill seargent in Full Mental Jacket, but I think he's more like one of those blokes in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert............

I sure hope it wasn't Dave, if so then his receding hairline was a dead giveaway plus lousy makeup didn't help much. We were on break at the time and most of the guys that saw him thought he was an ugly woman with shoulders big enough to whoop all of us though some of us were thinking WTF was that? Something wasn't right about it and things just didn't add up either way until someone in the shipping dept confirmed it was a guy. Good thing I didn't walk into him in the washroom or I would've busted out laughing. It really was that bad.

[dave500]

he needs to get the foundation layered first and smoothed over,,then with a little oil of ulan work it through to create a natural texture,then add his accents,like eye shadow and cheek rouge,,do your eye lashes last,,,what the #$%* am i typing???that pissed me off!!!

[petercb750]

I was pissed off one day when we were playing golf, and saw this tall hot blonde waiting to tee off. Being the desperate that i am i pointed her out to the boys who seemed very keen for me to take a closer look and report back. So i aimed a bit towards her and went after my ball, said g'day, dribbled a little bit and when i caught up with the guys they were pissing themselves.
B#stards knew it was a bloke who had the full cut and tuck job done and was well known at the club....but not by me it seemed! Man i was pissed off, and just a bit embarrassed 

[Terry in Australia]

I slept in this morning. I had to be on the road by 8am, and I muffed my time and space, so had to leave without breakfast, and more importantly, my first cup of coffee for the day.

Why is it, that you can never find a McDonalds when you need one? I ended up stopping at a gas station and buying a cup of something that loosely resembled coffee, and a stale donut. That pissed me off............

[dave500]

last time i played golf i saw a pretty little thing scrounging around in the long grass,i asked her what she was doing,,she replied shes looking for lost balls,,i said well grab hold of these their a good find.(in sir les pattersons voice).
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/sir-les-patterson-celebrates-australia-day/story-e6frf7l6-1225992895337

[petercb750]

Sir Les doesn't piss me off....

[Bailgang]

Stunt bike riders seriously piss me off. I've got a 93 Kaw zx6 in the garage that's had the living daylights beat out of it by a PO that used it for stunts. It only has around 26k miles on it but it looks like it's been through hell and back, the fairing is busted up all over, mirrors are long gone and the gas tank looks like someone beat the top of it with a rubber mallet to flatten it out so the rider could stand on it. I just don't get this stunt craze.

[dave500]

id complain to sir les patterson if i were you!

[Retro Rocket]

Was it a cunning stunt...?     

[72 yellow]

First off I had my memory permanently scarred yesterday at work when I saw the most butt ugliest (fugly is the word I'm looking for) cross dresser, a truck driver no less. To each his own I guess as far as cross dressing but gee whiz at least make a attempt to make it look convincing. 
Then I come home today and find out my pick  up truck blew a front brake line. What a way to start out the week end.

I was at a local speed shop a while back when a saw a blonde in a fuzzy sweater with her back to a small office window.  I heard a mans voice.  A few minutes later the blonde emerged and I saw that the mans voice was one in the same with the blonde.  A few days later I saw him washing a motorhome in a bikini top and a tennis skirt along a busy street.  He later divided his shop into a speed shop and a cross dressing store. 

[Terry in Australia]

Stunt riders piss me off because they have skills that I don't, so it's only fair that most of them die horrible violent deaths, while I sit in my comfy chair and grow old and fat.........

[mark]

.. old and fat...

It pisses me off that fat comes with old.

[Terry in Australia]

Ah well, it could be worse mate, we coulda died before we got a chance to see what being old is like. As much as "I'm here for a good time, not a long time", I do still enjoy buying, fixing, riding and flipping bikes, so I'm happy enough to be a fat ol' man, a lot of my mates didn't get this opportunity, and that pisses me off a bit............

[mick7504]

How come Keith Richards can meter out so much punishment to himself and still be kicking' goals.

What also rubs salt into the wound is that he is as ugly as a hat full of arseholes and the women love him.

Pisses me off. 

[74cb750]

Speaking of cross dressers, etc etc, which Australia seems to have a lot of....
A Male friend of  mine goes into the bathroom at work.
There is a woman at the unrinals.
He complained about women using the men's room to his manager.
He was reprimanded for being 'insensitive' to people with an Alernate lifestyle.
Huh?
Apparantly this he/she/it was upset he asked he/she/it to leave the MEN's room.
It pissed him off that while he is pissing ....well anyways, he complained to district
management and they decided to add a bathroom marked only with a sign that
said BATHROOM
and told he/she/it to only use that one Not the MEN's or WOMAN's until he/she/it
made up it's mind which one it really was.

What a world.

[Bailgang]

Speaking of cross dressers, etc etc, which Australia seems to have a lot of....
A Male friend of  mine goes into the bathroom at work.
There is a woman at the unrinals.
He complained about women using the men's room to his manager.
He was reprimanded for being 'insensitive' to people with an Alernate lifestyle.
Huh?
Apparantly this he/she/it was upset he asked he/she/it to leave the MEN's room.
It pissed him off that while he is pissing ....well anyways, he complained to district
management and they decided to add a bathroom marked only with a sign that
said BATHROOM
and told he/she/it to only use that one Not the MEN's or WOMAN's until he/she/it
made up it's mind which one it really was.

What a world.

At a company I used to work for they had 2 sets of washrooms, 1 pair near the production office the other pair near the break room. I had always used the washrooms near the production office and the mens washroom was the one on the left until one day I decided to use the washroom near the break room so of course I went to the one on the left like I normally would. The first thing I noticed when entering was it was spotless clean, also no urinals just toilet stalls. No big deal so I pick a stall however while I was taking a leak that's when I started thinking "hmmm, sumtin aint right here". Still not thinking much of it I started heading towards the door and noticed metal box on the wall that reminded me of condom machines you'd see at a truck stop washroom. I thought to myself "what in the world are they selling condoms here for?" Uhmm uh it wasn't a condom machine, it was a tampon machine and that's when it hit me. I couldn't believe it took me that long to figure out I was in the womens washroom and was thankful none of the women in the plant walked in. 

[OldSchool_IsCool]

Similar thing happened to me Scott.  I accompanied the Mrs to one of the fancier department stores downtown.  We were in the women's department when I needed to take a leak.  Saw the two restroom doors off to the side so casually went that way.  One door door said WOMEN, so naturally I went in the other.  I didn't see the porcelain fixture I was needing, so chose a stall.  Wasn't till half way thru my business that I noted the metal box on the wall.  I got out of ther in a hurry and sure 'nuf, TWO LADIES ROOMS, NO MEN'S ROOM!!

Pissed me off when the floor clerk commented I wasn't the first to make that mistake!!

[Terry in Australia]

Speaking of cross dressers, etc etc, which Australia seems to have a lot of....

Says who, Michel?

[kghost]

Speaking of cross dressers, etc etc, which Australia seems to have a lot of....

Says who, Michel?

Good morning Terry.

[74cb750]

Terry,
hey you Aussie's are the ones whom brought up the subject,
and continue to talk about it.

Now don't piss me off.

[Terry in Australia]

Speaking of cross dressers, etc etc, which Australia seems to have a lot of....

Says who, Michel?

Good morning Terry.

G'Day Tim.

[Terry in Australia]

Terry,
hey you Aussie's are the ones whom brought up the subject,
and continue to talk about it.

Now don't piss me off.

Or what? You'll hit me with your handbag?

[dave500]

he might send the boys around and rearrange your furniture?

[Terry in Australia]

he might send the boys around and rearrange your furniture?

As long as he doesn't try to push in my stool Dave.............