Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[Terry in Australia]

I was pissed earlier today.
Can I still post here post-pissed?
It pisses me off that I don't know the answer to this pressing ? SO
I guess I will post a post. 

Saturday I expect to earn $142 refereeing 5 soccer games 2.75 hour drive from home
with 1st game starting at 8am. Therefore I decided to find a motel near the games,
mainly so I wouldn't be whipped by the drive before making earth-shattering decisions
on the pitch (we're talking teenage female & male players here).

Cheapest motel started at $88, then when you go to book it,
fees, availability etc etc lowest total I could find.....$132. Hmmmm....leaves me
$10.00 for gas, 260 miles round trip.

Pissed me off.

Finally found a hostel to book, $44.40 for 6 hours sleep.
This pisses me off as I never have stayed in a hostel.

peace,
michel

How much tax do you pay on that 142 dollars Michel? (or shouldn't I ask.......) Hey if the hostel is charging you "by the hour", tell them that you only get a couple of hours sleep per night and ask 'em for a discount mate! Cheers, Terry.

[trueblue]

Strewth Terry, if that runway was a bees dick shorter he would have been up #$%* creek

[mick7504]

Who let all these Americans in our thread, did you leave the door open again Dave.  That pisses me off.  But not as much as mowing the bloody grass.  We had a public holiday here today for the local show and I spent most of the day on the mower chewing through the grass in the back yard of our new place.  We have 2 1/2 acres and about 1 1/2 acres of that is reclaimed land.  Until 5 years ago there was a large dam in our backyard and the grass hasn't been cut since it was drained.  So the ground is quite soggy because it has never had a chance to dry out and the grass was bloody thick.  The poor mower had its arse hanging out most of the day for most of it I was using every one of the 14.5 horses and I got it bogged a number of times.  Now that job is done I might treat it to a new set of blades, a new deck belt and a fresh load of oil.

Welcome to the all Aussie Boys mowing club mate. 
Been mowing the 5 acres for over 20 yrs now and it  pisses me off. 

It's the fastest way to turn into a sunburned alco. 
But there's nothing wrong with that. 

I've lost count of how many ride ons  that I've wrecked over the years and they're still on the top of the list of things that piss me off. 
Mowers and Fkn torches.
Aside those 2 things, lifes pretty good. 

[trueblue]

This old ride-on is my uncles old one, he gave it to me after he backed into it with his cruiser.  The bonnet was smashed and had a few other cosmetic issues but it runs like a champ and cuts a nice neat lawn.  It doesn't like cutting down grass that is over 6' high whilst wading through 4" of water though.  It did stuggle with that a little.  It did a great job at our last place it was a little over an acre.  Hopefully next time I mow the ground will be a little dryer so the poor old MTD doesn't have its arse hanging out so much.

[74cb750]

I was pissed earlier today.
Can I still post here post-pissed?
It pisses me off that I don't know the answer to this pressing ? SO
I guess I will post a post. 

Saturday I expect to earn $142 refereeing 5 soccer games 2.75 hour drive from home
with 1st game starting at 8am. Therefore I decided to find a motel near the games,
mainly so I wouldn't be whipped by the drive before making earth-shattering decisions
on the pitch (we're talking teenage female & male players here).

Cheapest motel started at $88, then when you go to book it,
fees, availability etc etc lowest total I could find.....$132. Hmmmm....leaves me
$10.00 for gas, 260 miles round trip.

Pissed me off.

Finally found a hostel to book, $44.40 for 6 hours sleep.
This pisses me off as I never have stayed in a hostel.

peace,
michel

How much tax do you pay on that 142 dollars Michel? (or shouldn't I ask.......) Hey if the hostel is charging you "by the hour", tell them that you only get a couple of hours sleep per night and ask 'em for a discount mate! Cheers, Terry.

I am not sure, as in Vermont they give you a running total and pay you at the end of the season, June 26th.
It is a financial strain for me to come up with gas/food $,
but the wife keeps saying,
"Here's some $. "Now how long will you be gone? Do you have to come back?" etc etc
Wit from the wife is sometimes trying,
but after 27 years, or is it 29 years ,
whatever, who's counting?
I have learnt to grin and bear it until I get a real job,
someday.
THAT pisses me off, ie, no Real Job for 3 years
just part time occasional home renovations,
bike repairs/sales and futball.

[74cb750]

Who let all these Americans in our thread, did you leave the door open again Dave.  That pisses me off.  But not as much as mowing the bloody grass.  We had a public holiday here today for the local show and I spent most of the day on the mower chewing through the grass in the back yard of our new place.  We have 2 1/2 acres and about 1 1/2 acres of that is reclaimed land.  Until 5 years ago there was a large dam in our backyard and the grass hasn't been cut since it was drained.  So the ground is quite soggy because it has never had a chance to dry out and the grass was bloody thick.  The poor mower had its arse hanging out most of the day for most of it I was using every one of the 14.5 horses and I got it bogged a number of times.  Now that job is done I might treat it to a new set of blades, a new deck belt and a fresh load of oil. 

SO,
if I renouce my American citizenship and become a Canadian again,
will I be all good in the eyes of the Aussie pissing contest thread?
It pissed me off I even have to ask.
peace,
michel

[dave500]

you lot both sound the same to us so that wont work,i havent been #$%*ed of lately so im outa here!!

[mick7504]

This old ride-on is my uncles old one, he gave it to me after he backed into it with his cruiser.  The bonnet was smashed and had a few other cosmetic issues but it runs like a champ and cuts a nice neat lawn.  It doesn't like cutting down grass that is over 6' high whilst wading through 4" of water though.  It did stuggle with that a little.  It did a great job at our last place it was a little over an acre.  Hopefully next time I mow the ground will be a little dryer so the poor old MTD doesn't have its arse hanging out so much.

The best ride on that I've had so far is a John Deere.
It's taken a fair bit and they're fairly easy to work on.

It's got the B&S 20hp V twin and handles the long stuff pretty well.
The Cox  that I bought new about 12 years ago was a POS from day  1.
It didn't have a stubble holder like the JD which was a piss off.   

[dave500]

i wouldnt even consider a ride on without a stubby holder,,thats just un australian,,what were you thinking?you #$%*tard!now youve made fools of us all,,what will they think of us overseas??and its stubbie,,not stubble,,do you #$%*ing shave with the thing aswell?

[Bailgang]

I have a John Deere 66 which should've curled up and died many moons ago. It's probably the cheapest and most basic rider mower JD ever made but its simple design makes it easy to fix which thoroughly pisses off the local JD dealer who's always trying to sell me a new rider.

[trueblue]

No point putting a stubbie holder on my ride on Dave, it vibrates too much and makes the beer go flat in 30 seconds.  I just put it in a stubbie cooler and hold it between my legs .  Mick, my old man has a Dear John, it's not bad and can handle the heavy stuff better than my MTD, but doesn't give as neat a finish as mine .

[mick7504]

One thing I learnt was that the beer gets hot and goes flat real fast so the solution to that is to put a Wild Turkey in the stubble (Fkn predictive text again Dave) STUBBIE holder.   

You can buy a JD service kit for about 60 bucks with all of the filters, plugs & oil & a set of blades is about 45 bucks which rattle off with an air gun in 5 minutes.

It's not  a bad mower but they still piss me off. 

[trueblue]

I don't drink bourbon anymore, I find when I do I can't walk the next day.  My back flares up something fierce, thankfully beer doesn't have the same effect . 

JD's are one of the best mowers on the market, but mine's better, it was FREE .

[Stev-o]

Stubbie holder?? Pisses me off that I don't know what you Aussies are talking about?!

Do you mean a koozie??

[mick7504]

I agree with that mate.
The piss used to make my back flare up and it still does if I cut loose on it but you learn about that the hard way.

Thankfully you get to know what works and what doesn't.
Mowing does the ol' back in as well which pisses me off but it has to be done. 

[mick7504]

Stubbie holder?? Pisses me off that I don't know what you Aussies are talking about?!

Do you mean a koozie??
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The stubbie holder is an Aussie icon for putting your can or bottle of beer into.
It keeps   'em cool and if you're seen in public without one, nobody will talk to ya!
That pisses ya off. 

[dave500]

lets us aussies not tell stevo what a stubbie holder is,,nyuck nyuck,,wink wink,,let him google it?


whoa,, i just googled "koozie",,you stay right away from me man,,#$%*ing freaktard!!

[motocyconomad]

I'm gonna have to go ahead and rename this place the Southern Hemisphere Dive Bar.... you'll not throw us silly gingos off that easy...we know about your "piss ups" and funny koozie names. And we know you guys are not really that pissed off about anything your just having fun #$%*ing about #$%* when you get all pissed (pissed as in drank lots of beer pissed).

you are all having way too much fun down under without me and that pisses me right off! I'm gonna have to go work a mine or somthing!     

[74cb750]

I'm gonna have to go ahead and rename this place the Southern Hemisphere Dive Bar.... you'll not throw us silly gingos off that easy...we know about your "piss ups" and funny koozie names. And we know you guys are not really that pissed off about anything your just having fun #$%*ing about #$%* when you get all pissed (pissed as in drank lots of beer pissed).

you are all having way too much fun down under without me and that pisses me right off! I'm gonna have to go work a mine or somthing!     

I read there are openings for prostitutes at the mines if you have no skills.
Good luck and keep your back straight. :-)

[Frankensteins Bride]

you lot both sound the same to us so that wont work,i havent been #$%*ed of lately so im outa here!!

It pisses me off that Aussie's can't tell the difference! Eh! 

Pissed off that I got so pissed off about work yesterday that I quit. Pissed off that I'm still pissed off about it!

[Duke McDukiedook]

It pisses me off that you have to be married to Frankenstein, Mrs. Frankenstein.
I heard he can be quite boorish around flames but does a decent cover of 'Puttin' on the Ritz'.

[grumpy]

What pisses me off?

My kids 

http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=121949.0

[mono]

i'm pissed (american) that i'm not pissed (british) right now.

also, i'm extra-pissed that i am LITERALLY the only person in my whole company who cannot leave work early, ever.   90% of the building is already gone early for the holiday weekend. 

[flybox1]

also, i'm extra-pissed that i am LITERALLY the only person in my whole company who cannot leave work early, ever.   90% of the building is already gone early for the holiday weekend. 

i'm still at work, too.

slackers piss me off!   

[flybox1]

pisses me off that i resemble that remark