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Offline Killer Canary

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #300 on: August 22, 2012, 01:55:14 PM »
You're not keeping er properly confined.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #301 on: August 22, 2012, 01:58:41 PM »
I'm pissed that "they" told me I had the day off and now "they" want me to work
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #302 on: August 23, 2012, 03:23:03 AM »
Quote from: jesus freek on August 22, 2012, 01:50:39 PM
Oh yeah one more, the one when you wife see's what you just spent your whole day off driving to get, and when you come home and she see's it " I told ya so, I knew it, I just knew it! They are crap, and turns and walks away, huffing and puffing!
Welcome to my afternoon........


Looks like you got your wife on Craigslist too mate? I bet the "PO" is still congratulating himself on unloading that lemon! ;D

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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #303 on: August 23, 2012, 03:24:22 AM »
Quote from: heffay on August 22, 2012, 01:58:41 PM
I'm pissed that "they" told me I had the day off and now "they" want me to work

Hey Heffy, I thought you were "Self Employed"? You hearing voices again mate? ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #304 on: August 23, 2012, 05:25:24 AM »
Recently I had this conversation with a fellow juror.
 She said damn Obama phone and I said oh thats an Obama phone?
yes it is.
 How much can you earn and get one of those .
 Oh I don't work.
Oh your in school
No I have a baby
what does your husband do?
I'm not married but i am thinking about going back to school.
Thats good what are you thinking about taking?
Photography
would it not be better to study something where you could get a good job
I don't want to do something I would not enjoy.

I should have thought of that before spending 25 years in the U S Bureau of Prisons.
Now that pisses me off.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #305 on: August 23, 2012, 07:09:01 AM »
Terry you ever read Terry Pratchett ?
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #306 on: August 23, 2012, 07:46:38 AM »
Porcupines piss me off!  They will chew holes into your house.  They will chew rafters that hold up your house.  They will chew the handles on your tools in your shed.  The little prick ba$tards serve no purpose other than to piss me off!  Therefore, I shoot them.  No questions asked.  The only good porcupine is a dead porcupine.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #307 on: August 23, 2012, 07:47:33 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on August 23, 2012, 03:24:22 AM
Quote from: heffay on August 22, 2012, 01:58:41 PM
I'm pissed that "they" told me I had the day off and now "they" want me to work

Hey Heffy, I thought you were "Self Employed"? You hearing voices again mate? ;D

Nope, haven't been for a number of years.  Once we moved out of Colorado to Arizona, I started working for a garage door company. (couldn't bring my remodel clients with me).  So now I roast in peoples' hot garages all day, while I count the ways in which I hate my job.  I've seen some very cool toys though!

Here's an example of one garage I went to recently... a 48 Indian, an old Cushman, a Valkyrie (not pictured) and a weird automatic Honda I've never seen before.







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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #308 on: August 23, 2012, 08:34:50 AM »
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Porcupines piss me off!  They will chew holes into your house.  They will chew rafters that hold up your house.  They will chew the handles on your tools in your shed.  The little prick ba$tards serve no purpose other than to piss me off!  Therefore, I shoot them.  No questions asked.  The only good porcupine is a dead porcupine.
You really should eat them, and give the quills to the Boy Scouts or natives.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #309 on: August 23, 2012, 08:37:32 AM »
Quote from: ChuckG750f1 on August 23, 2012, 07:46:38 AM
Porcupines piss me off!


Who you callin' a porcupine?!  :D


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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #310 on: August 23, 2012, 08:44:00 AM »
Quote from: redgalvin on August 23, 2012, 08:34:50 AM
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Porcupines piss me off!  They will chew holes into your house.  They will chew rafters that hold up your house.  They will chew the handles on your tools in your shed.  The little prick ba$tards serve no purpose other than to piss me off!  Therefore, I shoot them.  No questions asked.  The only good porcupine is a dead porcupine.
You really should eat them, and give the quills to the Boy Scouts or natives.

I eat deer, wild turkey, squirrel, pheasant, grouse, quail and elk but I am not eating porcupine.  The Boy Scouts are on there own on this one too.  In New York there is no closed season on them for a reason...they are varmint.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #311 on: August 23, 2012, 09:32:02 AM »
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Terry you ever read Terry Pratchett ?
I just finished "Maskerade". Hilarious!
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #312 on: August 23, 2012, 09:36:26 AM »
Whats pissin me off right now is I can't even hang out in a pointless thread with out learning something...
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« Reply #313 on: August 23, 2012, 12:57:55 PM »
I drink Wild Turkey and The Famouse Grouse, but I've never tried eating it, what do you do, freeze it first? ;D

I tried to read Terry Pratchet once Bill, (can't remember the book) but I couldn't get into it, it was a bit silly. ;D

Nice bikes Heffy, my cuz has got a '44 Military Chief that I ride now and then, I like that Cushman too, although I can't think why? ;D

   
« Last Edit: August 24, 2012, 02:05:07 AM by Terry in Australia »
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #314 on: August 23, 2012, 01:43:19 PM »
What really pisses me off is people who do not finish there threads.
They ask a question, get lots of answers.  Some good some not so good.
But they never come back and say what they did.  How the situation ended.  >:(

This thread excluded, it will never conclude.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #315 on: August 23, 2012, 04:05:23 PM »
that's my point Terry like the thread kind of silly but then every once in a while it's needed.
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« Reply #316 on: August 24, 2012, 02:17:26 AM »
What pisses me off today is CB750 front brake master cylinders. I installed a kit in one awhile ago on Ken's K1, then for the last couple of weeks, I've bled up the brakes, but had no lever pressure. Bugger.

Today I found another MC, installed another kit, bled it up, still no joy. Turned out both MC's had blocked breather holes, and they were blocked so bad I had to use a jet drill to unblock one. As soon as I did though, I had pressure, and it took me just five minutes to bleed them.

I suppose it really pisses me off is that it took me so long to realise what was wrong, I've only been playing with these old buggers for 34 years!  :P
« Last Edit: August 24, 2012, 02:30:24 AM by Terry in Australia »
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #317 on: August 24, 2012, 02:37:06 AM »
Oh, and I just discovered what else pisses me off, people who change their damn forum names! I just realised that Schmitty is now "Damfino". What the hell kinda name is Damfino anyway? It sounds like an inferior brand of toilet cleaner! Anyway, it pisses me off. Rant rant rant. ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #318 on: August 24, 2012, 02:40:26 AM »
schmitty rymes with #$%*ty and so has a toilet association anyway.
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« Reply #319 on: August 24, 2012, 02:49:08 AM »
Yeah Dave, his previous name (the name we all knew and loved him by, not his annoying new "alias") was Schmithaus, which is German(ish) for Dunny anyway, so I suppose there's a link there.

I just don't understand why anyone would change their forum name, it just seems so conceited? Of course, if he's now in the witness protection program, or the Mafia are after him, I'll take it all back............ ;D   
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #320 on: August 24, 2012, 02:58:26 AM »
maybe someone wants to rub him out?but he cant stand not to be on this forum either,,i think we should talk in code now?i hate morse code,,thats what pisses me off,bloody beep beep this and dot dot that,or was that dash and dot?
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« Reply #321 on: August 24, 2012, 03:09:50 AM »
I feel your pain Dave, I was in the Royal Australian Corps of Signals for my first 17 years in the Army, and all these arseholes could talk in morse, tap out messages on their car's horns, blah blah blah, and I, being a stores guy, had no farking idea what they were talking about. Geez that pissed me off! ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #322 on: August 24, 2012, 03:45:12 AM »
sos=dot/dot/dot dash/dash/dash dot/dot/dot,,i still havent perfected #$%* off yet?but i think it looks like this?%@(*?:$%@!)
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« Reply #323 on: August 24, 2012, 04:22:17 AM »
There's an online morse code translator Dave, but it's not working sadly. That pisses me off too........... ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #324 on: August 24, 2012, 04:25:12 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on August 24, 2012, 02:37:06 AM
What the hell kinda name is Damfino anyway?

Say it slowly with me Terry...Dam - f - ino   ;D ;D ;D
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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(
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