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Offline demon78

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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4825 on: February 22, 2014, 03:25:49 pm »
Right on RR, if I can't argue politics, then the rest you of can't as well.
Don't get me started on the T/P ( also rhymes with toilette paper )

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« Reply #4826 on: February 22, 2014, 05:22:01 pm »
How Does "Tea Party" rhyme with "Toilet Paper" Bill? I tried to make a poem about the two, but it didn't work, and pissed me off? ;D
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« Reply #4827 on: February 22, 2014, 07:15:34 pm »
If you're in the TP and are in your TEEPEE and needed TP (to poop) and you ran out of TP it could TP (totally piss) you off....
None of it rhymes but it's really poetic......in my humble opinion of course. ;D ::) I think there's something wrong with my brain....... ::)
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4828 on: February 22, 2014, 08:01:16 pm »
Well fcuk me dead said foreskin Fred the bastard from the bush.
The smarty from the Tea Party was dribblin'lots of sh1t.
So we grabbed the roll of toilet paper and wiped his fcuken lip.
Then we took him to the cliff edge and gave the c♡nt a push.

Is that one OK?
I think that it is a lovely poem.  ;D
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4829 on: February 22, 2014, 09:36:09 pm »
Then we took him to the cliff edge and gave the #$%* a flip.

i fine tuned it for you.

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« Reply #4830 on: February 22, 2014, 09:39:45 pm »
I like that better Dave.
Pisses me off that I didn't think of it.  ;D
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« Reply #4831 on: February 22, 2014, 10:29:43 pm »
better run it past rodney rude?
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« Reply #4832 on: February 22, 2014, 11:50:16 pm »
Hmmnnn, I dunno, I got "The tea party makes me farty" then gave up and had another beer. To be honest I wasn't trying very hard though........... ;D
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« Reply #4833 on: February 23, 2014, 12:38:44 am »
Fixed that for you 750cafe....it pisses me off that I am not that good with Photoshop. ;D

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« Reply #4834 on: February 23, 2014, 12:55:08 am »
The snowplow came by after I had shoveled out my sidewalk after a 10 inch snowfall.....that pisses me off.  Maybe some of you don't know what the fuk I'm talking about. ;D

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« Reply #4835 on: February 23, 2014, 01:35:16 am »
TP for my bunghole.... 8)
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« Reply #4837 on: February 23, 2014, 02:05:31 am »
I knew someone would get it.... ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #4838 on: February 23, 2014, 03:47:06 am »
Sorry Terry I should have been more specific it was the contraction that rhymed, some times I slur my thoughts as well as my words.
But if the T/P were to get in and the States were to start building a wall on their northern border I would contribute my meager free coin to extend it vertically to a 1000 feet or higher and I trust most other Canadians would contribute as well.
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« Reply #4839 on: February 23, 2014, 04:11:02 am »
Quote from: 750cafe on February 22, 2014, 08:49:43 am

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YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4840 on: February 23, 2014, 04:44:41 am »
I haven't looked in on this thread in some time. My bad. STOP the political posts!!
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« Reply #4841 on: February 23, 2014, 06:16:09 am »
heh, heh, heh OK Bob.
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4842 on: February 23, 2014, 07:43:44 am »


Tee Hee... you all got in trouble!!!  ;D ;D ;D


Don't go pissing off Uncle Bob!  ;D
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4843 on: February 23, 2014, 11:20:51 am »
Quote from: demon74 on February 23, 2014, 03:47:06 am
Sorry Terry I should have been more specific it was the contraction that rhymed, some times I slur my thoughts as well as my words.
But if the T/P were to get in and the States were to start building a wall on their northern border I would contribute my meager free coin to extend it vertically to a 1000 feet or higher and I trust most other Canadians would contribute as well.
Bill the demon.


If you guys build a wall to keep out our soft double ply T/P you're gonna get sore bungholes.  Bill, I have used  Canadian T/P,  Canadians are friends of mine, you're T/P is no Charmin.  ;D
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« Reply #4844 on: February 23, 2014, 11:45:12 am »
It pisses me off that the evil Hockey Empire to the north must be censoring Bobsled videos.  Every time I try to watch a video of this it says "not available in your country".   ;)

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« Reply #4845 on: February 23, 2014, 03:08:30 pm »
Bobs pissed off, at least he's in the right place.... ;D ;)
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Re: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.
« Reply #4846 on: February 23, 2014, 04:40:53 pm »
I am gassy.......oh wait.....wrong thread.....do we have a gassy thread yet; because this frigging forum is getting deeper and deeper in stupid redundant redundant threads. I know I am guilty of a few but. Dam. There are so many. So many. ..and now the advertising. This forum used to be such a close knit gang of d- bags and now....gassy.

No I don't need to spend $14 on a forum shirt for my toddler. Does that money go back into the forum? Does that mean we don't have to donate to support anymore? Toddler t shirts?....gassy

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« Reply #4847 on: February 23, 2014, 04:43:28 pm »
As soon as we look like the "do the ton" website I amfrigging gone. I will just take Lucky's advise and go get a shop manual. WWW.dotheton.com
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« Reply #4848 on: February 23, 2014, 04:48:35 pm »
You are safe Joe, we will never devolve into do the ton.... 8)
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« Reply #4849 on: February 23, 2014, 05:04:08 pm »
I will hold you to that.
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