Topic: Warning... Bush Bashing

[Ebrandon]

Bush In Hell

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.

I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room.

In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

[cbjunkie]

i love it.

[donny]

 Is there supposed to be some humor in this? ?

[3 sticks]

Yes the punchline is that bush thinks he's switching places with bill clinton, but instead monica lewinsky is the one he has to trade places with.

[eldar]

Political jokes are often one-sided!

[cbjunkie]

Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Wolfowitz come walking into the Oval Office - "Sir, we have some terrible news for you".
George looks up, "From Iraq?"
"Yes sir - Several Brazilian troops were killed in a suicide bomber attack within the Green Zone this morning."

"Oh! - That is terrible, terrible..." The President put his face in his hands and turns towards the window to look out at the lush green of spring - there is silence between the 4 men for a full three minutes...Rummy grows concerned - They have often reported deaths in this manner, but he has never witnessed the President taking the news so hard.

Finally George turns towards them and drops his hands, "Alright. How many is a brazillion?"

[prsman23@hotmail.c]

How many is a brazillian?
eggcellent... 

[Ebrandon]

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

 

[Ebrandon]

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."