I was standing in a bar at the Werribee Plaza yesterday while my wife was shopping and this little Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says, "No, why the fluck you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee?"
"No," I say, "it's because you're drinking my beer you little prick."
