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Offline roy1

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Oldie visits the Dentist . . . (Aussie joke)
« on: June 22, 2013, 08:47:52 PM »
Oldie visits the dentist as he has a bad toothache.

Dentist sits him in the chair & looks into his mouth.
He says you have a decayed tooth & it will have to be pulled out.

Oldie says OK if it has to be done.
Dentist says it will be painful so I will get my nurse to prepare an injection.

Oldies says NO, I am afraid of needles.
The Dentist thinks for awhile & says OK I will give you gas to combat the pain.

Oldie says NO, I cant have something strapped onto my face.
I feel I might suffocate.
To help out the nurse asks if he could take a pill.
Oldie says OK & the nurse gives him a pill.

Just as he is about to open his mouth for the extraction, he asks the nurse what the pill was.

The nurse says it was Viagra.
The oldie is taken aback & says to the nurse that he didn't think Viagra would relieve pain.

The nurse says it wont, but it will give you something to hold on to while we pull the tooth.






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Re: Oldie visits the Dentist . . . (Aussie joke)
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2013, 03:21:03 AM »
LOL :)

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Re: Oldie visits the Dentist . . . (Aussie joke)
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2013, 03:29:15 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
'Then' and 'than' are completely different words and have completely different meanings. Same with 'of' and 'have'. Set and sit. There, their and they're. Draw and drawer. Could care less/couldn't care less. Bought/brought FFS.


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