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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1550 on: June 17, 2017, 08:34:19 AM »
Let em go and let em grow!

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« Reply #1551 on: June 17, 2017, 08:56:49 AM »
Apparently TSA in Colorado Springs thought I looked suspect. I got a really nasty look from one agent and then another asked me what was in the tube. I was going to say a mini musket but then I thought better. Things escalated quickly after I was informed that the body scan had detected something metal near my groin and that my nether regions would need a thorough searching. I did ask the guy to let me know if he happened to come across my dignity while he was down there. Pretty sure the humor was lost. When I asked I should cough I KNOW the humor was lost. I thought it best not to say, "Thank you sir may have another?"
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1552 on: June 17, 2017, 09:03:52 AM »
Bwahahahaha!! Steve brings the funnay!! I just laughed out loud in the airport in Houston. He is correct though Ron. Strictly C/R. Honor the fish.
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1553 on: June 17, 2017, 10:05:37 AM »
Be glad you did not come up positive for any traces of fertilizer on your shoes or other things that could be used in production of things that go boom.
You made the mistake of eye contact?

Too bad the Far Side comic is gone, the material he could have these days is truely rich...

At least it was not a strip search.
You eat a lot of spinach in your diet, all that iron collecting... or you have a big set of brass?

Apparently TSA in Colorado Springs thought I looked suspect. I got a really nasty look from one agent and then another asked me what was in the tube. I was going to say a mini musket but then I thought better. Things escalated quickly after I was informed that the body scan had detected something metal near my groin and that my nether regions would need a thorough searching. I did ask the guy to let me know if he happened to come across my dignity while he was down there. Pretty sure the humor was lost. When I asked I should cough I KNOW the humor was lost. I thought it best not to say, "Thank you sir may have another?"
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1554 on: June 17, 2017, 01:34:25 PM »
He just wanted a good wet kiss to go with it...don't worry he won't  be calling you  it will be like a one nite stand.
He was  jealous he didn't have a hottie like Heather at home or on his arm...

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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1555 on: June 17, 2017, 01:35:53 PM »
Sounds like TSA honors catch and release too.
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1556 on: June 17, 2017, 05:32:00 PM »
Hahaha!!! Heather was standing there 20 feet away laughing at me. I did throw her a wink when I bit my bottom lip right about the time contact was made.   :o.  Also had TSA in Houston stop for a second right after one guy cleared me to board!! Heather says it's my beard.
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1557 on: June 17, 2017, 08:00:03 PM »
What have you been surfing or saying online to be marked by TSA for secindary screening?  If you are searched again on the return trip then it is likely you have been flagged for screening for something said or done that landed you in that boat.

It is best to never joke with TSA about anything remotely close to being threatening as you can end up in hot water.
Doing searches for certain things or visiting some websites can trigger additional scrutiny and you can trigger being scanned or searched more thoroughly
Sometimes it is who you interact and associate with causing these things

If you are continuing to receive special attention, then always arrive early to allow time for that screening as well as don't buy tickets with cash or the day of a flight or the night before as you might be seeing more scrutiny as a result.

Enjoy the time away with Heather and fishing she allows you to enjoy.  She's first priority of course...
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1558 on: June 18, 2017, 09:22:50 AM »
Apparently TSA in Colorado Springs thought I looked suspect. I got a really nasty look from one agent and then another asked me what was in the tube. I was going to say a mini musket but then I thought better. Things escalated quickly after I was informed that the body scan had detected something metal near my groin and that my nether regions would need a thorough searching. I did ask the guy to let me know if he happened to come across my dignity while he was down there. Pretty sure the humor was lost. When I asked I should cough I KNOW the humor was lost. I thought it best not to say, "Thank you sir may have another?"

You should seek medical attention if you experience an erection for more than 4 hours, or you set off a metal detector.
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1559 on: June 18, 2017, 09:46:24 AM »
Penile implant? that is pretty extreme example...
:) ;)

Happy Fathers Day, how are all those squirrels running around?
 Does seeing one make you twitch? ;)

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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1560 on: June 18, 2017, 03:49:30 PM »
I can't believe my build thread has morphed into discussions of 4 hour wood.  ;D . Although...the fishing is pretty incredible down here and certainly wood-worthy. We were walking earlier today near a pier and a guy had 2 or 3 poles set up and I could see a blade of grass or weed laying across one of his lines and it was tightening. Rod tip was twitching so I whistled at him and pointed. Then his bell started ringing and he ran over. It was 3 foot catfish of some sort. Guy was super excited but that fish made one run and broke right off. Guy spoke very little English but I knew he was bummed. This evening I walked the beach for about an hour with a fly rod. I'm hoping the beach won't be as crowded during the week or at 6 in the morning b/c I had to really watch my back cast. Spotted a dozen or so singles of cruising Snook and had one really hard follow. Thought for sure that fish was gonna hook up but it didn't dig it right at the end but followed into ankle deep water.

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« Reply #1561 on: June 19, 2017, 05:10:17 PM »
Well that was the most difficult day of fly fishing I have ever experienced. We did not fish flats but spent 8 hours in 10-20 feet of water where we would sit and glass the surface for Tarpon rolling up top. If we saw one we would maneuver into position to get a shot. Seems easy enough but everything was working against us. Weather has been poor with a decent storm pushing in from the Gulf. There was zero sun today and rain on and off so visibility was an issue. Wind was a major factor. The water that is typically glass here was 3-4 foot swells. If that wasn't enough, the fish were just downright ornery. We would spot a single roller or a pair of fish that would roll 3-5 times and then disappear. Biggest school we found was probably 12 but they vanished after I got one shot. A 12 weight fly rod with a sink tip line is very humbling. At one point my guide suggested we switch to bait but I don't do bait so we stayed true. I knew what I was getting into but I am a little frustrated. Tarpon are such a majestic fish.
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1562 on: June 19, 2017, 05:51:11 PM »
Man o man! That's a bummer. Hope you can lift your arms tomorrow after throwing that rig all day. Woof

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« Reply #1563 on: June 19, 2017, 06:27:37 PM »
I normally don't water down good Jameson with ice but I thought a few cubes might help with the swelling of both my shoulder and pride. Conditions are supposed to be just as piss poor tomorrow but I'll be up with the sun to chase Snook in the surf.
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« Reply #1564 on: June 19, 2017, 06:52:03 PM »
Unfortunately, a full day plus tip is all I can swing. I was more than a bit embarrassed when my card was declined when we got back to the marina and my guide wanted to know how I planned on paying for the trip. The only other card I had was a debit card and there wasn't enough money in that account. We walked over to my car so I could get my phone and call Heather and I had received a notice from my credit card about a fraud alert that someone had just tried to purchase almost 7 grand in stuff (I thought it was Subaru parts because it came up as Sti). Well after a bit of quick research while he was breathing down my neck I figured out that he entered in an extra zero (his last name began with Sti) and that's when my credit card company locked it up. Then I could see he tried to run it through four times! Then I had to set him straight on wtf had happened and tell him to back off because now I was on vacation and had no credit card at all. Then I had to call my bank and get them to transfer money from our joint account into my personal account so that I didn't have to have him try to enter in any more credit card transactions. It was too bad I had already given him the tip.

Cal we are in Siesta Key (near Sarasota area). Let's keep in touch over the next day or two.
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1565 on: June 19, 2017, 07:12:42 PM »
Glad it got sorted. Hey Cal dinner is on YOU!!!

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« Reply #1566 on: June 27, 2017, 02:39:34 PM »
Alright well we are back in CO. When we arrived at the airport in Tampa, I was determined to have a positive TSA experience. I smiled and exchanged pleasantries with the first guy I encountered and it worked! I took off my belt and hat and put everything in the bins, slid them on through the machine (all the time smiling and waving to agents) and worked my way through the body scan. Was told to have a lovely day by a female agent and reciprocated. Then I waited. The people who were behind me started to gather their belongings and put their bins away. I still waited. Smiling. Waving. Then the bin with my shoes and belt and wallet showed up so I started getting my things together. Then two agents approached me and asked me to come with them. No, "Please?" No, "How are you today sir?" I was asked if I had anything in my backpack that would poke or hurt them. "Of course not!" I said...."I have gum. Would you like some?" No return smile. Just a, "No." I swallowed hard. I wanted to say, "I don't have any metal by my penis!" I looked over at Heather in concern. The agent started going through my pack while several others looked at me as if I had just insulted their mothers. Once everything was removed from one pocket, the agent moved to the larger area. She pulled out a book and my Bose headphones. Then....she reached in and before I could see what she had...she looked at me. She removed my sheath which happened to have my Leatherman tool as well as a large knife in it. "That'ssssssssssssssss not supposed to be in there," I mumbled. I quickly glanced at Heather and said, "I love you baby." I then began apologizing profusely for forgetting to put that in my checked luggage and explained that I had gotten up at 5 that morning to fish for 3 hours before driving to the airport. No kidding, this agent looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I hate fishing." "Me too," I said. "And anything else you tell me to hate." She laughed!

In the end I was very thankful that she had a sense of humor because that could have easily gone another way. She talked about how her husband would love the sheath (it really is nice). Then she was kind enough to take us to an area where we could actually package up everything and ship it to CO.

In other news, I did look at Squirrel a day or so before leaving and checked out the timing. Recall that I have Dyna 5 ohm coils and a Dyna S ignition with NGK resistor caps and D7EA plugs. I got out the instructions for it and went through the timing procedure again. I used a test light and it came on for 1/4 with the rotor fully turned clockwise while rotating the crank when the mark on the case was about halfway between the two advanced marks. So this seemed ok. However, the light come on for 2/3 when the mark on the case was well before the advanced marks (to the right of them). I made some adjustments until the light came on for both modules at the first (furthest to the right) advanced mark. I'm still using 38/100 jets with the needle clips in the third slot. Plugs are very rich at 1/4 to 1/2 throttle but at this same spot they were very lean when the clips were in the second slot. This doesn't make sense to me. I don't think moving the clips one slot should have that much impact on the plugs (and they went from very lean to very rich). Right now I'm wondering if the advance mechanism is working properly so I have a timing light ordered and will check that once it gets here.
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1567 on: June 27, 2017, 02:43:52 PM »
That's a negative on the rebar!
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1568 on: June 27, 2017, 02:51:59 PM »
Haha! Well what was I supposed to say when TSA asked me if I had anything metal next to my scrotum? The truly sad part of that is that when I was asked that I actually did pause for a few seconds and think to myself, "Self...you didn't tape anything metal to your sack this morning DID you?" Then I snapped out of it and was like, "For the love of Pete NOOO!!" I mean...there's a bit of hair down there. Can you imagine removing that? After they felt me up and thoroughly violated me I was getting my belt back on and shaking my head in disgust when I noticed the guy behind me was also getting violated. We exchanged glances and I threw up my fist in a sign of solidarity and then grabbed my crotch and let out a high pitched yell.
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1569 on: June 27, 2017, 03:01:27 PM »
with that ending to your story....And you wonder why you would get special attention?

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« Reply #1570 on: June 27, 2017, 03:20:02 PM »
Haha! Well what was I supposed to say when TSA asked me if I had anything metal next to my scrotum? The truly sad part of that is that when I was asked that I actually did pause for a few seconds and think to myself, "Self...you didn't tape anything metal to your sack this morning DID you?" Then I snapped out of it and was like, "For the love of Pete NOOO!!" I mean...there's a bit of hair down there. Can you imagine removing that? After they felt me up and thoroughly violated me I was getting my belt back on and shaking my head in disgust when I noticed the guy behind me was also getting violated. We exchanged glances and I threw up my fist in a sign of solidarity and then grabbed my crotch and let out a high pitched yell.

Michael Jackson apparently stole that move from you.
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1571 on: June 27, 2017, 04:46:08 PM »



"That was a lovely story, and you tell it so well, with such enthusiasm! "


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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1572 on: June 27, 2017, 04:49:14 PM »



"That was a lovely story, and you tell it so well, with such enthusiasm! "


Oh be quiet!  ;D
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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1573 on: June 27, 2017, 06:58:55 PM »
You realize how easily that your continued "special" attention by TSA could be mitigated had you given the friendly TSA agent a gift for her hubby of the sheath...  now you may not wish to look up the vet gloves used for cows, horses, and the like.  A friend in the Seattle TSA office indicates that Co Springs and Denver have ordered those for when they need to give you an exam next time.  Hey they are sending them as packets for your final destination whereever you fly, in case that office doesn't have special cases like yourself.
 Those gloves convienently go up to the shoulder in case you have difficulty finding proper photos online.

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Re: 1976 CB500/550 Project "Squirrel"
« Reply #1574 on: June 27, 2017, 07:26:15 PM »
I'm sure it happens more than we think and it did not look unusual for a guy with a fishing shirt and hat on who was carrying a rod tube and reel and probably smelled like fish slime (god I need to get off my duff and market a cologne like that or the scent of damp waders after a long hot day) to accidentally have his knife and pliers in his bag. Very thankful she treated me like a human being. Ahhhh there's a holes everywhere. I see teachers do dumba$$ stuff all the time. It seems that no profession is free of morons.
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