Nice dinner had by all the family. Dad announces he is off to the garage to do a little welding. Young Jimmy, all of 8 yrs old, asks can he come along and watch, "No problem" says Dad, proud that young Jimmy has an interest in his hobby.
So Dad prepares the material for welding, but gives Jimmy a pair of welder's goggles to wear, explaining that his eyes would be damaged by the flash of the welder were he not to wear them. OK says young Jimbo, donning the goggles but can't see a bl**dy thing. Dad sets off welding, but as James Jnr can't follow what is happening he soon gets bored.
He asks his Dad can he go out to play with his friends, but can he bring the goggles to show them ? OK says Dad, realising that maybe it is too soon for his son to share his passion for welding. So Jimmy is let out the back lane to go find his mates, with the welder's goggles on.
He stumbles down the lane, hardly able to see a thing. Bumps into every fence post, trips over every stone cause he just can't see them what with the dark lenses, but all the time eager to show off to his mates. He gets to the street at the end of the lane, and all of a sudden a big black car pulls up and the rear door opens. A sinister voice calls "come into my car little boy". Jimmy , being a bit pi**ed off at this stage at not meeting any of his friends, and having two sore knees gladly gets in.
Dodgy man starts to ask Jimmy dodgy questions like "what do you know about ma**urbation" to which Jimmy answers that he is not familiar with the term. Pressing him further the sinister guy asks "Do you like sodomy" so Jimmy, being an honest lad, exclaims, "sorry mister I'm not really a welder, I just borrowed the goggles".
