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Washing Machine
« on: October 16, 2013, 12:27:51 PM »


Husband and wife decide to make a password for sex, they decide on “washing machine”.
Later in bed that night husband says, “Washing machine”.
Wife replies, “Not tonight darling I have a sore head”.
Half an hour passes and she feels guilty so she says, “Washing machine”.
Husband replies, “To late it was only a small load so I decided to do it by hand.”
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