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Offline 82CB650SC

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Timing
« on: August 29, 2006, 09:47:35 AM »
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple
in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully
approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man
behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately
notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and
gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window ..

"Uh, yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?"

"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And
her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at
night in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening!

"What's your age, young man?"

"I'm 25, sir."

"And her ... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

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Offline dusterdude

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Re: Timing
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2006, 11:59:40 AM »
oh man,i just busted a gut. :D
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Offline Rsnip988

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Re: Timing
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 03:12:36 AM »
and in 11 minutes he'll bust something similar


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Re: Timing
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 09:10:17 PM »
and in 11 minutes he'll bust something similar


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Two somethings, he's been waiting awhile.

Offline Rsnip988

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Re: Timing
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2006, 09:16:09 PM »
so it would seem

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