Monday evening Mike arrives at O'Toole's for his nightcap and a horrified O'Toole asks him, "Mike how'd you get the black eye?" Mike explains that he went to Mass on Sunday morning as usual and a big fat lady in a dress sat in front of him. When the priest came up the aisle everyone stood up and the fat lady's dress stuck in her behind. Trying to be helpful he reached over and pulled it out. That's when she gave him the black eye. O'Toole told him, "Don't ever do that again Mike. She didn't like it!"
The next Monday and Mike arrives for his nightcap and O'Toole lights up. "Mike the other eye's black! How did that happen?" Mike sat at the end of the bar, head down and explained that he and his buddy, Paddy, went to Mass on Sunday and the same fat lady sat in front of them. When the priest came in and everyone stood up, the fat lady's dress was caught in her behind again. O'Toole jumps in, "Mike, I warned you never to do that again!" Mike replied, "I didn't. Paddy reached over and pulled it out. I said to Paddy, "Don't do that Paddy. She doesn't like it! .........
And then I put it back in."
