It was a dark and cloudy night when a drunk, cutting through the cemetery on his way home, stumbled into a grave that had been left open in preparation for a funeral the next morning. He picked himself up and tried to climb out, but the sheer walls and lack of footing prevented him from making it, Finally, giving up, he curled up in one end and fell asleep. He had no sooner fell asleep than another fellow happened along, and also fell in, landing in the other end, fortunately.
The second man struggled to his feet and began trying to climb out, having no more luck than had the first man. After he had made several attempts, the drunk reached out and grabbed his ankle, (in the pitch black darkness) and said, "You're never going to get out of here.".........and guess what.....the guy made it out the very next try.
