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Offline edwardmorris

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Hilarious Aussie neighbor
« on: January 22, 2014, 11:47:47 AM »

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Re: Hilarious Aussie neighbor
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2014, 12:36:52 PM »
loved that !

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Re: Hilarious Aussie neighbor
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2014, 12:57:27 PM »
Sounds like Uncle Tez has a twin brother in the USA. ;D

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Re: Hilarious Aussie neighbor
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2014, 01:51:53 PM »
Home sick in bed today, I needed a laugh.
Thanks for that.
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Re: Hilarious Aussie neighbor
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2014, 02:09:57 PM »
Hilarious! He could've done the 'American' thing and used the light for target practice...on a nightly basis.

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Re: Hilarious Aussie neighbor
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2014, 02:12:11 PM »
Funny!

Broke out laughing out loud (in my quiet office) with the:

I'm not surprised you get along well with all the other neighhours.  If you put fifty children with Down's syndrome in a room there is going to be a lot of hugging.

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Re: Hilarious Aussie neighbor
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2014, 02:21:35 PM »
This is David Thorne! Read his other stories here and laugh your ass off: http://www.27bslash6.com

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Re: Hilarious Aussie neighbor
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2014, 02:49:34 PM »
Great thread.... ;D
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Re: Hilarious Aussie neighbor
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2014, 09:53:54 AM »
that was awsome. I need to leave the USA. ;D

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Re: Hilarious Aussie neighbor
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2014, 12:54:11 PM »
LOL glad you guys liked it, hope you're feeling better flybox :)