A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one night and told his wife, "You know, we have wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks. From now on we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip. And when I say Bell2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say Bell 3, we're going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled "Bell 1' And his wife took oof all of her clothes. "Bell 2". And his wife jumped into bed. "Bell 3." And they began to make whoopee. After 2 minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4". 'What's this Bell 4 ?" asked her husband.
"More hose," she replied, "You're nowhere near the fire."
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