A Bull is happily chewing the grass in a beautiful verdant field.
His happiness is interrupted by a dark skinned cow mooing seductively from the next field.
The bull has a look at her, reckons she is worth a jump, but the grass is good where he is, so he happily continues to graze.
The cow, clearly desperate, continues to moo seductively.
The bull reckons he will get no peace until he satisfies the lady and decides he will do the business. He suddenly realises there is a barbed wire fence separating the two fields at so high. Hmmm he thinks, I need to back up a bit.
So Mr Bull goes to centre field, takes a run at the fence and launches himself into the air. Not high enough though, the top strand of wire ripping his "undercarriage" adrift.
Landing beside the lady, but reviewing the damage to his jewels, he caustically asks of her : "How now, brown cow"
