Author Topic: Avast me harties! (Read 2695 times)

Rhonda750F · « **on:** September 19, 2006, 06:45:20 AM »

In observance of "Talk like a Pirate Day" I say to all my Ton Up Pirates and Scurvy Sea Dogs "ARRRRRRR!"

http://loadingreadyrun.com/showmovie.php?x=480&y=360&url=talklikepirate.mov

grumburg · « **Reply #1 on:** September 19, 2006, 06:54:28 AM »

Just heard an interview on the radio with "Chumbucket". Doesn't seem possible it that time of yearrrrrrrrr!

mcpuffett · « **Reply #2 on:** September 19, 2006, 06:55:38 AM »

, avast my harty , arrrrr, mick.

sparty · « **Reply #3 on:** September 19, 2006, 07:04:53 AM »

All Ton-Up Pirates unite in a collective ARRRRRRRRRR!

Tonight at bike night, I may wear an eye patch and see if anyone catches on.

Capt. Sparty

firecracker · « **Reply #4 on:** September 19, 2006, 07:11:24 AM »

Yarrr,

Ye be right helpful there mate. Thank ye fur the info.

I be right grateful.

Salty Sea Dog Kyle

P.S. Anyone else wonder why Pirates of the Caribbean wasn't rated ARRRR?

Rhonda750F · « **Reply #5 on:** September 19, 2006, 07:15:09 AM »

I wager mi pieces of eight that you land a buxom beauty at the bar with that get up!
If that doesn't work find a lass with some fine pirate booty fill her with some grog and shiver her timbers!
Yarrrrr!

Just don't wear the patch while you ride.... seriously!

Rushoid · « **Reply #6 on:** September 19, 2006, 07:33:04 AM »

ARRRGH Haven't scraped the barnacles off me yardarm yet! Time to hoist the Jolly Roger! ARRR!

Rushoid the Red

firecracker · « **Reply #7 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:28:09 AM »

At work, and shouldn't be "playing", but had to do a quick one just for you ProTeal.

firecracker · « **Reply #8 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:32:11 AM »

Well, blow me down!

I'll be walking the plank fur shure fur just looking at avatars, and not names.

Sorry Sparty, Me Hearty!

I be used to seein' that picture and "knowing" it be ProTeal.

cbjunkie · « **Reply #9 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:51:16 AM »

that's killer - can you post a bigger one?

6pkrunner · « **Reply #10 on:** September 19, 2006, 10:28:06 AM »

Avast. A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel in his pants. Arrr. The bartender asks what it be doin' there. Arrr. He says "Arrr, it be drivin' me nuts."

Rushoid · « **Reply #11 on:** September 19, 2006, 10:46:04 AM »

Quote from: cbjunkie on September 19, 2006, 09:51:16 AM

that's killer - can you post a bigger one?

Arrr. That's what the wench said!

Quote from: 6pkrunner on September 19, 2006, 10:28:06 AM

Avast. A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel in his pants. Arrr. The bartender asks what it be doin' there. Arrr. He says "Arrr, it be drivin' me nuts."

ba-dum chink!

nickjtc · « **Reply #12 on:** September 19, 2006, 10:47:27 AM »

She was only the pirates daughter, but had crabs on her plaice, poor sole.

Shiver me timbers, splice the mainbrace and "Hurrah" for good Queen Bess. It be cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey hereabouts.

Rhonda750F · « **Reply #13 on:** September 19, 2006, 11:26:41 AM »

That's some pretty good pirate speak, ya barnacle off the backside of Davey Jones's poop deck!
YA-HAAARRRRRRR!!!

firecracker · « **Reply #14 on:** September 19, 2006, 02:25:13 PM »

Okay, here's a larger version.

Just don't hold me responsible for the quick/crappy art. I'm actually pretty good at this stuff if I have more than a few minutes...

grumburg · « **Reply #15 on:** September 19, 2006, 03:26:05 PM »

Quote from: 6pkrunner on September 19, 2006, 10:28:06 AM

Avast. A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel in his pants. Arrr. The bartender asks what it be doin' there. Arrr. He says "Arrr, it be drivin' me nuts."

Eye, Ye should be walkin' the plank for that one! What's next to a pirate's buchaneers?....His buchaneyes!!!!

mennedy · « **Reply #16 on:** September 19, 2006, 03:54:46 PM »

Ayeee! I got me little ones going on the Pirate speak this morning and when I arrived to pick them up this aft, the principal greeted me with threats of beheadin' and long planks! Apparently my 42 little pirates were Pirate speak all day and the teachers didn't appreciate being called "Matey"!

Ho, Ho, Ho and a bottle of rum, I told her as we pulled away!

Roach Carver · « **Reply #17 on:** September 19, 2006, 04:54:08 PM »

isnt "ayeee" cajun speak? oh yeah arggggh

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #18 on:** September 19, 2006, 07:04:28 PM »

Arrrrrrrrr, well I be drinking me rum at a new pirate barrrrrrrr in this old Port 'o' Melbourne town see, and I noticed a distinct lack of wenches of the female varrriety, then all of a sudden the other pirate mates started dancing with each other to................. Barrrrrrrrbara Striesand music!

Arrrrrrrrr, but how was I to know it was a GAY Pirate Barrrrrrrrr? Geez, but that rum makes me bum hurt! Arrrrr, shiver me timbers!

ElCheapo · « **Reply #19 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:19:17 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on September 19, 2006, 07:04:28 PM

Arrrrrrrrr, well I be drinking me rum at a new pirate barrrrrrrr in this old Port 'o' Melbourne town see, and I noticed a distinct lack of wenches of the female varrriety, then all of a sudden the other pirate mates started dancing with each other to................. Barrrrrrrrbara Striesand music!

Arrrrrrrrr, but how was I to know it was a GAY Pirate Barrrrrrrrr? Geez, but that rum makes me bum hurt! Arrrrr, shiver me timbers!

I wont ask

This video was straight funny. We do this in the house when we talk with our daughter and her boyfriend. Naturally the wife is the Cap'n.

PARLAY?? Argh take to your Cap'n ya Scurvy Dog.

nickjtc · « **Reply #20 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:31:30 PM »

Well, me hearties. There be a Spanish pirate, straight off the Main. He was a unique man, yes he was, because he had two private parts. Arrr, it was well known on the high seas. It was also well known, lads, that he had a fondness for giving them each a name. He called one Jose, and the other one Hose B.

ElCheapo · « **Reply #21 on:** September 19, 2006, 08:39:13 PM »

Spanish Pirate?

Now listening to that would be like listening to Swinglish (swedish and english) with a cajun accent.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 19, 2006, 09:34:48 PM »

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum,

but not if you plan on riding later and living

cbjunkie · « **Reply #23 on:** September 19, 2006, 10:01:53 PM »

R.I.P. JOHNNY CASH!

hey, cheepo - that is one of my favorite photos! he posted a similar photo in the local Nashvegas rag a few years ago when after a career of triumph and failure the Country Music Awards finally shat out a gold nugget for him to sniff...

he rented out a full-page ad with that photo* for all to see...the man in black lives forever!

junkie out.

*(for when El Cheapo changes his avatar again *this* is what he had up...)

cbjunkie · « **Reply #24 on:** September 19, 2006, 10:06:18 PM »

...i got it one piece at a time...

CB words to live by.

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Author Topic: Avast me harties! (Read 2695 times)

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