Topic: I bought bike number 5 this week.

[Stev-o]

Is she hot looking?

I will put it to you this way.  I never have, nor will I ever, slum.  In other words, she is pretty hot, great in the sack, can't cook for #$%* and totally insane.  She isn't in to motorcycles at all anymore and the last time I saw her, she was happily engaged to who I refer to as "tattooed #$%* boy".  That was last Thursday, though.  He could be kicked out of what was MY house by now.  She threw him out once before earlier this year.  That poor guy has to live with that insane little trollop.  She's nuts...

Lol, crazy and she can't cook. You're better off without her for sure, that's a deal breaker for sure. Especially the crazy part, all women have some of that in them to some degree.

I got lucky with my wife, she's hot, cooks well, can change her own oil and set the valves on her own bikes. She's one of the good ones, I count my lucky stars.

Don't need a wife that cooks in the kitchen......as long as she cooks in the bedroom!

[fmctm1sw]

Is she hot looking?

 the last time I saw her, she was happily engaged to who I refer to as "tattooed #$%* boy".  That was last Thursday, though.  He could be kicked out of what was MY house by now.  She threw him out once before earlier this year.  That poor guy has to live with that insane little trollop.  She's nuts, guys.  She's nuts. 

She sounds EXACTLY like my friend's ex.  Just add domestic violence and pregnancy to you description.. 

Is it just me or do I feel an "ex-wife thread" coming?

[Retro Rocket]

Is she hot looking?

I will put it to you this way.  I never have, nor will I ever, slum.  In other words, she is pretty hot, great in the sack, can't cook for #$%* and totally insane.  She isn't in to motorcycles at all anymore and the last time I saw her, she was happily engaged to who I refer to as "tattooed #$%* boy".  That was last Thursday, though.  He could be kicked out of what was MY house by now.  She threw him out once before earlier this year.  That poor guy has to live with that insane little trollop.  She's nuts...

Lol, crazy and she can't cook. You're better off without her for sure, that's a deal breaker for sure. Especially the crazy part, all women have some of that in them to some degree.

I got lucky with my wife, she's hot, cooks well, can change her own oil and set the valves on her own bikes. She's one of the good ones, I count my lucky stars.

Don't need a wife that cooks in the kitchen......as long as she cooks in the bedroom!

And the foods always HOT....

[Frankencake]

Is she hot looking?

 the last time I saw her, she was happily engaged to who I refer to as "tattooed #$%* boy".  That was last Thursday, though.  He could be kicked out of what was MY house by now.  She threw him out once before earlier this year.  That poor guy has to live with that insane little trollop.  She's nuts, guys.  She's nuts. 

She sounds EXACTLY like my friend's ex.  Just add domestic violence and pregnancy to you description.. 

Is it just me or do I feel an "ex-wife thread" coming?

I try to leave out the part where she kicked me in the head while I was restraining her from hitting me in the face.  She was flexible, that one.

I think that an ex-wife thread is a great idea.