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Offline ic455

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No wet cigarettes
« on: September 30, 2006, 09:23:37 PM »
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke with a good old Camel cigarette, when it started to rain.

One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued to smoke her Camel.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over 80 years of age. But very delicately the pharmacist asks Lady 1 what brand she prefers.

The elderly Lady 1 replied "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel".

It was reported that the pharmacist fainted.

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Re: No wet cigarettes
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2006, 10:48:26 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: No wet cigarettes
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2006, 10:31:35 AM »
 :o :D  8) 8) ;D
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Re: No wet cigarettes
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 02:47:19 AM »
haha and ewe at the same time...
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