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Offline calj737

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Redneck Definitions
« on: December 07, 2014, 03:12:25 PM »
Barium - What the Undertaker does with 'em when the Doctor's done with 'em
Benign - What a child be after they be eight
Cauterize - To have gotten noticed by pretty woman
Cyst - To give someone in need a helpin' hand
Dilate - It sure beats dyin' early
Impotent - Someone significant and distinguished
Node - To have been aquainted with someone in the past
Pap Smear - To insult or belittle your own Daddy
Pathology - The study of trails
Rectum - Crashed 'em and totaled 'em
Tumor - Not just one more
X-Rayed - Foradult audiences only
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"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of it's victim may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis

Offline Stev-o

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Re: Redneck Definitions
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2014, 03:54:30 PM »
Hey Cal....have you seen the SOHC Dickshunary? Gordon's definition of cafe bike is a classic read...


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