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Offline ieism

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Women.....
« on: October 19, 2006, 12:13:02 PM »
A pretty young lady is riding around the ghetto on her scooter. She gets stopped by a cop who sais:
-" Miss, you're wearing your helmet the wrong way around, I should really give you a ticket for that, but since i'm in a good mood i'll let it slide if you just solve this riddle".
He points to a cb750 driving by and asks: -" Could you please tell me what that is?"
The woman replies:-"That's easy, that's a motorcycle"
-"Wrong!" The cop smiles. -"You're not being specific enough, it's a Honda cb750!" .
The woman gives in and sais: -"so i'm going to have to pay the ticket anyway right?"  The cop nods his head.
-"Ok, than I have a riddle for you too". She points at a protitute and asks: -" Could you tell me what that is?".
-"Well, that's a hooker of course!". The cop replies.
"Not specific enough sir......Is it your sister, your mother or your wife?"
« Last Edit: October 19, 2006, 01:08:45 PM by ieism »
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Offline SteveD CB500F

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Re: Women.....
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2006, 12:14:21 PM »
Seen that a few times (once or twice on here...)
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Re: Women.....
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2006, 12:19:48 PM »
Isn't that the way everyone wears their helmet? ;)

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Re: Women.....
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2006, 09:28:20 PM »
Thats why i got a full face helmet, no getting it backward


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