Conversation between a man and a waiter in a restaurant:
Man: FUNEX?
Waiter: S, VFX
Man: FUNEM?
Waiter: S, VFM
Man: IFMNX
Waiter: OK
Man: FUNEX? - Have you any eggs?
Waiter: S, VFX - Yes, we have eggs.
Man: FUNEM? - Have you any ham?
Waiter: S, VFM - Yes, we have ham.
Man: IFMNX - I'll have ham and eggs.
Waiter: OK - Okay.
What did I win?
Sparty