Ha ha, no mate, there are plenty of guns here, until recently I had a dozen or so, but as we have to register them and lock 'em in gun safes etc, I couldn't be bothered with all that, so now I've only got the Snider, my Great Great Grandfather's old side by side Hammer gun, and my BSA .22 calibre air rifle that I bought new when I was 15, which was 40 years ago.
We don't have the "Gun Culture" that you have in the US, so when we had a psycho massacre 35 people back in the 90's, the government decided we had too many guns gathering dust in wardrobes that could be dangerous in the wrong hands. They offered a generous "Buy Back" scheme which took 660,000 guns "off the street", but if you're really keen to own a gun you still can, one of my old Army buddies is a handgun nut and owns 20 handguns, but of course he can't get a "carry" license like you can in some states, and has to keep them in a locked gun safe when not in use.
Not my cup of beer, if I can't wear a stainless steel .44 magnum on my hip to make up for my tiny penis, then I can't see the point?