Topic: Halloween = Scoot on ground

[mlinder]

forget the BBs mlinder lets break out the 45 cal and take a few more extreme actions...


I am thinking of mounting a holster on the bike, to go alonmg with the conceal carry permit...


RKS

The ducati next to my scoot wasnt molested. It has an alarm.
I wish I could rig up a remote device that turns on some juice that shocks people if they touch my bike.
I wont be shooting real guns at people though, unless they are pointing something at me.

[Rsnip988]

good point maybe it was a little overkill, perhaps i need some meds to calm me down

glad your duck is OK

RKS

[mlinder]

good point maybe it was a little overkill, perhaps i need some meds to calm me down

glad your duck is OK

RKS

Not my duck, my neighbors.

[andy750]

Bad as it was, it could have been worse. Back in Scotland I had a bike (CB350SG) that was left overnight in the University bike parking area. Someone (or some peple) came along and pushed it over and took a brick to the gas tank, denting it severly.....I found it the next day, gas leaking from the side, tank had a HUGE dent and mirrors bent, indictor cracked etc....its heartbreaking to see this happen.

good luck in getting yours running again. I filled the dent in the tank with some polyfilla type stuff and rode for another year or before selling it to some Greek guy who took it home with him (after buying a new tank for it!).

cheers
Andy

[Rsnip988]

I would absolutely flip if that were to happen to mine, blood would be shed..


RKS

[Klark Kent]

thats only one of the five stages
-KK

[Rsnip988]

5 stages of what?

RKS

[Klark Kent]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Stages_of_Grief

you were number two
-KK

[andy750]

I think you need help RKS 

[Rsnip988]

Nah I have no reason to grieve, I may have some latent hostility issues to work ou with an anger management book,


and yes i probably do need help, but there isnt a person on this site that doesnt


RKS


BTW that Giraffe clip was freaking hillarious

[Klark Kent]

my point was that if someone were to take a brick to your scoot, you would go through more than just anger.  it is a complex feeling that some have alrready described as heartbreak.  i can tell you my heart definately sank when i came home one night to find the super pickle lying prone on the sidewalk.  luckily i had a rear winker that took it all for the team.  i have had my dashboard ripped apart and my stereo stolen twice though s i know that 'violated' feeling and the tendency of a mother#$%*er to go bronson.  But in the end it is you who has to look in the mirror and whoever did it to you has to do the same.  and i dont think either of you want to see charles bronson looking back at you when you do.
think on that
-KK

sorry i am procrastinating on the re-installation of carbs, plesae bayer with me

[Chris Schneiter]

Stupid kids..

Weren't we all stupid at one time....?

For this reason, I've become the "Cranky Old Man" of the neighborhood! My 15 year old daughter is mortified, but when I was a little kid,I don't think I was really destructive, but I remember feeling a sense of ownership of everything around me...I'd cut through peoples yards (sometimes on my minibike), build forts in their woods and we'd have neighborhood Hide and seek sessions where peoples yards weren't a barrier.
I now have a monsterous 8 year old boy next door, and you bet I'm being proactive...especially when it comes to my bike....you can bet that if your bike had fallen over on a little kid, you'ld probably get sued!

[Rsnip988]

In that case you are correct, you probably would get sued, i understand what you mean now thanks for explaining


rks

[dusterdude]

Nah I have no reason to grieve, I may have some latent hostility issues to work ou with an anger management book,


and yes i probably do need help, but there isnt a person on this site that doesnt


RKS


BTW that Giraffe clip was freaking hillarious

tom doesnt 

[firecracker]

Nobody does the five stages of grief like Homer Simpson:

Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!

Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
Homer: Why you little!

Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
Homer: What's after fear? What's after fear?

Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!

Dr. Hibbert: Finally, acceptance.
Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.

 

[anubiscycle]

Nah I have no reason to grieve, I may have some latent hostility issues to work ou with an anger management book,


and yes i probably do need help, but there isnt a person on this site that doesnt


RKS


BTW that Giraffe clip was freaking hillarious

tom doesnt 

That's right 

It comes when you realize that you can shoot further than most can see  However few things are nicer than a crossbow. No noise, lots of pain and they will never step next to a motorcycle again  

Laughed so hard at the giraffe I got back cramp. 

[Klark Kent]

lots of people new to the giraffe, huh.  well then like me you must be cable-deficient, or perhaps so cable-saturated that you didnt even know this #$%* was there.  its from a series of stop motion animations on cartoon network adult swim called 'robot chicken' luckily someone has youtubed a whole lot of it so we cable deprived can view it.  as for those with the cable that just didnt know about it, figure out when it comes on and watch it for the love of jebus.
-KK

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=robot+chicken&search=Search

[Klark Kent]

[Rsnip988]

Crossbow's are nice, however i was wondering if shooting these different projectiles at people near our "scoots" may accidentally miss or ricochet into our "scoots" and we would have to shoot ourselves



What stage would that be stage 2 again?


RKS