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Offline chewbacca5000

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Re: Heart attack
« Reply #50 on: December 20, 2015, 07:42:18 AM »
H E L L   N O. I'm done with that #$%*! 

Suicide by multiple sex at an advanced age.

Guess I now know why I never got any of those travel pics you promised non of them were PG.  ;D

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Re: Heart attack
« Reply #51 on: December 22, 2015, 01:04:48 AM »
Yeah. Should have found out if she was married, a heart surgeon prolly makes a good wage and could buy nice new (or vintage) toys.

I coined a phrase for that- Living in Harmony (her money with Okie accent).

Only problem with this is she has inside HIPPA info and she knows his heart can't handle VIAGRA!!


Jerry, there are worse ways to go!  ;)

Yeah, but sometimes it just doesn't work. I tried suicide over 20 times on my recent visit to Panama and here I am... ;-0

You work for the Secret Service?
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Re: Heart attack
« Reply #52 on: December 22, 2015, 06:04:57 AM »
Yeah. Should have found out if she was married, a heart surgeon prolly makes a good wage and could buy nice new (or vintage) toys.

I coined a phrase for that- Living in Harmony (her money with Okie accent).

Only problem with this is she has inside HIPPA info and she knows his heart can't handle VIAGRA!!


Jerry, there are worse ways to go!  ;)

Yeah, but sometimes it just doesn't work. I tried suicide over 20 times on my recent visit to Panama and here I am... ;-0

You work for the Secret Service?

I think that would be a secret.

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Re: Heart attack
« Reply #53 on: December 22, 2015, 07:48:20 AM »
I  was making a heavily veiled reference to the Secret Service's scandalous behavior when either in foriegn countries or prepping a location for a presidential visit. They would engage the services of prostitutes...
Guess it was too obscure and veiled.
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Yeah. Should have found out if she was married, a heart surgeon prolly makes a good wage and could buy nice new (or vintage) toys.

I coined a phrase for that- Living in Harmony (her money with Okie accent).

Only problem with this is she has inside HIPPA info and she knows his heart can't handle VIAGRA!!


Jerry, there are worse ways to go!  ;)

Yeah, but sometimes it just doesn't work. I tried suicide over 20 times on my recent visit to Panama and here I am... ;-0

You work for the Secret Service?

I think that would be a secret.
Yeah. Should have found out if she was married, a heart surgeon prolly makes a good wage and could buy nice new (or vintage) toys.

I coined a phrase for that- Living in Harmony (her money with Okie accent).

Only problem with this is she has inside HIPPA info and she knows his heart can't handle VIAGRA!!


Jerry, there are worse ways to go!  ;)

Yeah, but sometimes it just doesn't work. I tried suicide over 20 times on my recent visit to Panama and here I am... ;-0

You work for the Secret Service?

I think that would be a secret.
Yeah. Should have found out if she was married, a heart surgeon prolly makes a good wage and could buy nice new (or vintage) toys.

I coined a phrase for that- Living in Harmony (her money with Okie accent).

Only problem with this is she has inside HIPPA info and she knows his heart can't handle VIAGRA!!


Jerry, there are worse ways to go!  ;)

Yeah, but sometimes it just doesn't work. I tried suicide over 20 times on my recent visit to Panama and here I am... ;-0

You work for the Secret Service?

I think that would be a secret.
was
David- back in the desert SW!

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Re: Heart attack
« Reply #54 on: December 22, 2015, 02:41:59 PM »
Yep, those Secret Service guys are a randy lot, it might even get worse if Hillary gets in next election! ;D
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Re: Heart attack
« Reply #55 on: December 22, 2015, 03:18:06 PM »
Yep, those Secret Service guys are a randy lot, it might even get worse if Hillary gets in next election! ;D

Only if their females.
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