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Offline RevDoc

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The Wife Knows
« on: January 17, 2016, 06:23:57 AM »
A women accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die:
 
1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast.

2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.

3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.

4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.

5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably had a hard day.

6. Don't discuss your problems with him.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said to her. "You're going to die," she replied.
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Offline jeffg

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Re: The Wife Knows
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2016, 07:41:02 AM »
great women, He's probably been waiting his turn to go since the honeymoon. BUT anyway: were is this Doctor? How much does it cost to get him to say that to your wife? <<< I think that this could be great!