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Offline Jonesy

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The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
« on: November 13, 2006, 01:46:05 PM »
Card 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) -I've changed my mind.

Card 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life....
(Inside card) -I never believed in Hell until I met you.

Card 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) -That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Card 4. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) -Too bad no one likes your husband.

Card 5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) -Someone other than you.

Card 6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) -Almost lifelike!

Card 7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) -Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

Card 8. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) -What do you say we stop?

Card 9. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) -It's almost like you're still here.

Card 10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) -Did you ever find out who the father was?

Card 11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) -I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

Card 12. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.)

Card 13. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) -What was I thinking?
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Re: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2006, 02:31:13 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

Still laughing.
We'll all be someone else's PO some day.

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Re: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2006, 08:27:38 PM »
What is it Jeff Dunham (ventriloquist) grumpy old man Walter says?

He sends a card to someone in the hospital:

"Sorry to hear you were sick,
I thought you were dead!"
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Re: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2006, 08:12:34 AM »
please tell me they are real.
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Re: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2006, 08:17:33 AM »
DD,

Going to run out an buy a few? ;D
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Re: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2006, 11:40:12 AM »
oh yea
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Re: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2006, 12:45:39 PM »
Just received a birthday card with a gal on the front running through a meadow.

Caption: The Hills are Alive.......

Inside: Glad you are too!!
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Re: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2006, 10:11:20 AM »
I hope these are real or I will have to start my own line of disfunctional greeting cards.  8) ;D
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Re: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2006, 11:49:35 AM »
I'd buy a few,

better not leave the card business up to Cheepo, we see where the shirt venue ended up

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Re: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2006, 12:16:55 PM »
I'd buy a few,

better not leave the card business up to Cheepo, we see where the shirt venue ended up

JK

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 :D ;D Just no time to do shirts. I want to get some made but just no time... :-\
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Re: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2006, 11:35:26 PM »
I know the feeling man, i dont have time for anything lately


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Re: The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2008, 08:38:04 PM »
(A few more...)

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out off my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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