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Offline JWilde

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Hipster Rules Of Engagement
« on: June 11, 2016, 06:38:11 AM »
Hey there!

Im back! (guests and newbies will not know what this means!)

Heres the deal:  Just as this forum has rules of engagement, so too do I have rules of my own for those who wish to interact with me in any capacity. Those rules are:

1. Im here to talk about bikes, biker fashion and, of course, aspects of myself, because I am interesting. Im not here for validation. In some instances, like when a photo gets hundreds of likes, or a video gets thousands of views on Instagram, Im simply sharing what I already know: Im amazing. If you dont think youre amazing (we all are) get yourself an ego.

1A. I will not talk about ANY past events. You can dwell on your ex-girlfriends, how good they were in bed, how they are now married with kids, but I dont dwell in or talk about the past. Doing such is not a successful habit for a successful, goal-oriented and mentally healthy person.

1B. Every time you break a rule of communication with me, I will repost, from this list, the rule you have broken. And I will not elucidate further.

2. If you talk about or ask about anything other than bikes, (for example my family worth or anything else others have dredged up in a rather off topic and derisive fashion), see post 1B.

3. If you dont like my style of posting or the contents of my posts, dont bother commenting about it or clicking on my posts. Just ignore me and my posts.

4. Ive linked my instagram as a courtesy and also photos of the lauds Ive received that are real-time, real-world. Like most, I like attention. Ive gotten it all my life. Im handsome, smart and talented and I am a lamp on a hill. I confess, Im not looking for anyone here to tell me how great I am, I ALREADY know how great I am. What Im doing is SHOWING you how well-established it is that I am the bees knees. A celeb even blogged about me (see below)

Below: pics that ppl have found so amazing, they reposted them, and pics of me.

https://www.instagram.com/janus_jeffrey_wilde/





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Offline Swoop

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Re: Hipster Rules Of Engagement
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2016, 09:02:10 AM »
There goes the neighborhood.

Offline BobbyR

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Re: Hipster Rules Of Engagement
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2016, 09:08:59 AM »
YAWN. I am from NYC and not impressed.
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Re: Hipster Rules Of Engagement
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2016, 09:25:45 AM »
Welcome back JWilde. I love your rules of engagement. Can I plagiarize?  :)
Don't let the detractors drag you down. We need more colourful personalities around here.

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Re: Hipster Rules Of Engagement
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2016, 10:23:39 AM »
I don't know how you did it but you bugged out my forum and now everyone's signature has your pic haha!

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Re: Hipster Rules Of Engagement
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2016, 11:41:00 AM »
I find safety to be fashionable www.Ssgear.com

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Re: Hipster Rules Of Engagement
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2016, 03:08:45 PM »
 We only need one thread on this.
 On this forum, we all follow the forum rules and the rules of its owner.

 If you want to make a Hipster forum with your rules I'm sure you have the means and intelligence to do so. No place for attitude in here.
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