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Offline DrMark

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How to practice safe sex down under?
« on: December 15, 2006, 06:17:46 AM »
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders and Australians practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
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Offline Bob Wessner

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Re: How to practice safe sex down under?
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2006, 06:47:55 AM »
 ;D ;D
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Re: How to practice safe sex down under?
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2006, 06:54:34 AM »
haha

terry takes exception to that joke
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Offline Terry in Australia

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Re: How to practice safe sex down under?
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2006, 02:42:53 PM »
Quote from: DrMark on December 15, 2006, 06:17:46 AM
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders and Australians practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Then we roast and eat them trouble-makers, as an example for any others who might be thinking of getting "uppity"! ;D
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Re: How to practice safe sex down under?
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2006, 04:05:45 PM »
Thats like the Aussie who figured he was gonna be a millionaire. With all them sheep around he figured if he could think of another use for them, and then market the idea to the ranchers - why he'd be freakin' RICH!!!!!!

After very long thought he finally thought of a new use for the sheep.................... WOOL!
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Re: How to practice safe sex down under?
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2006, 06:49:18 AM »
just be carefull what you ask for in a drugstore if you travel between Aussie and UK

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Re: How to practice safe sex down under?
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2006, 04:46:44 PM »
Quote from: bryanj on December 19, 2006, 06:49:18 AM
just be carefull what you ask for in a drugstore if you travel between Aussie and UK

Durex
Aussie clear sticky tape
UK condom

Yeah Bryan, we're not much into condoms here, with such a small population in such a huge land-mass we need more Aussies, not less, but sticky tape is such a useful product, I reckon everyone should carry a roll of Durex in their wallets, ha ha! ;D
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Re: How to practice safe sex down under?
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2006, 08:55:07 PM »
I've had a pack in my wallet for years, probably out of date now, like me ;D

Can anyone remind me what they are for :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

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