(This is older than dirt, but a buddy sent this along recently and I figured I'd share it. Besides, the humor section needs some fresh stuff..)
1. In the "Star Wars" universe, weapons are rarely (if ever) set on "stun".
2. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with a matter/anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp drive - the Millennium Falcon goes into hyperdrive with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
3. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable - after pithy Cardassian starvation/implant torture, Captain Picard looked like hell.
4. One word: Lightsabers.
5. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg collective with one glance.
6. The Death Star doesn't care if a planet is class "M" or not.
7. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
8. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
9. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named "Slave 1".
10. Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power - in the Millennium Falcon, Han Solo floors it.
