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Offline Jonesy

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Beating a Dead Horse
« on: January 04, 2007, 11:19:58 AM »
This comes to mind when we discuss gun control, politics, conspiracy theories, dino vs. synthetic oil.... ;)

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation,  says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."

However, in government, education, and in corporate America, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

1.   Buying a stronger whip.

2.   Changing riders.

3.  Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4.   Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride horses.

5.   Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6.   Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.

7.   Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8.  Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9.   Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance.

10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead  and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
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Re: Beating a Dead Horse
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2007, 11:35:29 AM »
With all those strategies it's a pity that the horse starts to smell objectionable after a while.
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Re: Beating a Dead Horse
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2007, 04:18:36 PM »
i work in education. Half the guys i work with are dead horses apparently

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Re: Beating a Dead Horse
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 04:44:31 PM »
In Australia they are called

Public Servants.....or Local Council Workers... John Howard...

we also sometimes call them WANKERS....oh allright - all the time....


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Re: Beating a Dead Horse
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2007, 02:14:52 AM »
well at least you can make some glue from the dead horse after it smells to bad to keep beating
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