Topic: RECTUM DEODORANT

[Rushoid]

RECTUM DEODORANT, POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER!
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> >         A  blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
> > rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the
> > woman
> > they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde
> > assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this
> > store
> > on a regular basis and would like some more.
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> >       "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"
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> >       "But I always buy it here," says the blonde
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> >       "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the  pharmacist.
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> >       "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."  She returns
> > with
> >
> > the container and hands it to the pharmacist  who looks  at  it and says
> > to
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> > her, "This is just a normal stick of  underarm  deodorant"
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> >       Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
> > from the container.........
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> >     "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

[medic09]

Let me tell ya...in the world of EMS, we see patients who do things like that to themselves...and worse!  Truth is stranger than fiction (or blonde jokes).   

[750goes]

gotta bump this back up the list----it was worth the scroll down the screen


Rushoid

Was she a good looking blonde??

[Rsnip988]

i could believe someone would be stupid enough to do that

[burmashave]

Let me tell ya...in the world of EMS, we see patients who do things like that to themselves...and worse!  Truth is stranger than fiction (or blonde jokes).   

I was an operating room technician ("scrub nurse") many moons ago, and I can attest to the types of things Medic has seen plus the attendant excuses as to "how it got there."  The funniest I've heard of (I'll let you google for the xrays) involved an old gent a live AA round and hemorrhoids.  Removal required a surgical team assisted by the bomb squad. 

[Rsnip988]

darn near killed em

[medic09]

darn near killed em

No, darn near wrecked 'em!

[medic09]

Let me tell ya...in the world of EMS, we see patients who do things like that to themselves...and worse!  Truth is stranger than fiction (or blonde jokes).   

I was an operating room technician ("scrub nurse") many moons ago, and I can attest to the types of things Medic has seen plus the attendant excuses as to "how it got there."  The funniest I've heard of (I'll let you google for the xrays) involved an old gent a live AA round and hemorrhoids.  Removal required a surgical team assisted by the bomb squad. 

Was the explosive device for a cheap, homegrown radical hemorrhoidectomy?  Don't try this at home, kids... 

Y'know, if Darwin were right, none of these folks should be around! 

[burmashave]

Let me tell ya...in the world of EMS, we see patients who do things like that to themselves...and worse!  Truth is stranger than fiction (or blonde jokes).   

I was an operating room technician ("scrub nurse") many moons ago, and I can attest to the types of things Medic has seen plus the attendant excuses as to "how it got there."  The funniest I've heard of (I'll let you google for the xrays) involved an old gent a live AA round and hemorrhoids.  Removal required a surgical team assisted by the bomb squad. 

Was the explosive device for a cheap, homegrown radical hemorrhoidectomy?  Don't try this at home, kids... 

Y'know, if Darwin were right, none of these folks should be around! 

Not a hemorrhoidectomy as much as he claimed it was for an "adjustment" of same.