Paddy and Mick were dyin' for a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Paddy says "Hang on, I have an idea" and with that he nips into a butcher's shop and comes out with long fat sausage.
Mick tears at his hair and exclaims "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Paddy replies "Don't worry - just follow me."
They go into the first pub they find and Paddy orders two pints of Guinness. Mick is getting worried and says "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"
Paddy replies with a wink, "Don't worry, just do exactly as I do" calls out Slainte and knocks back the pint in one go. Mick quickly does the same, then Paddy whispers to him "OK, I'll stick the sausage out through my fly and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Mick does as he is asked and, amidst an uproar from the other drinkers, the barman notices what is going on and immediately throws the pair out into the street, too shocked to ask for payment for the drinks.
They continue this performance in every pub in town, getting more and more drunk, all for free. After the twelfth pub Mick says in a drunken slur "Paddy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm totally pissed and me knees are killin'me!"
Paddy replies "I think you're right Micilin og, I'm so pissed I can't even remember when I lost the bloomin sausage"
