It's a well known fact, said Cliffy, that many
pirates were actually women.
I think I'm kinda like the guy in the picture. Cross dressing doesn't do much for me, even if she, errrrr he, were sitting on my chest. Just look at him; he's so terrified that he looks like he's gonna wet himself, or worse.
Disclaimer: The recent
contre temps compelled me to add a bar to the picture, thus preventing Mary Read from actually "revealing" herself. You can view the original if you click on the picture above; however, I'm not quite sure if a half-naked, lesbian, cross-dressing, Caribbean pirate is safe for work. View at your own discretion.