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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24050 on: February 13, 2010, 04:02:52 PM »









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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24051 on: February 13, 2010, 04:08:40 PM »
I almost named a dog "Phlegm" once.  He had a weak stomach.





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« Last Edit: February 15, 2010, 04:39:13 PM by 333 »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24052 on: February 13, 2010, 04:09:21 PM »


Some other interesting Google logo's.......


















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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24053 on: February 13, 2010, 04:12:29 PM »
Well, can't top that.  Off to dinner.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24054 on: February 14, 2010, 06:35:31 AM »
sigh.

Lamborghini Gallardo (500+hp V10 audighini yawn mobile)
I don't think this guy understands power band. He accelerates from what sounds like 2500rpm and shifts at like 5000rpm.
Small wonder he got beat by a mile!! What's he doing driving for a website/magazine/show thing?! ???

The power band on that car is from 4200 to the redline of 8100.
He has no business in a car like that, or any sportscar for that matter.
 he needs to stick to driving his lumbering Excursion or whatever pod-person-mobile he drives.
 and this isn't the first guy I've seen do this for a mag/net/show.
   What are they paying these people for when I dump it harder in my 4dr sedan for free!?

and the people that post videos of themselves revving their motor when they got a new exhaust system...


WHAT THE #$%*!!! REV THAT #$%*ING THING YOU PUSSY!!
my father in law does this too, I was trying to show him a rattle in the muffler and he goes like this-


It really grinds my balls to a fine mist when I see people do this.
Quote from: youtube info box
Here is a little rev w/ the magnaflow cat-back. Don't really like loud annoying revs, so here is a small rev.
WHAT!? go #$%*ing chop off your feet set yourself on fire you retard!
oh GOD!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEe  #$%* #$%*in #$%* #$%* ass piss!!$#&$%^ $^U*%TR

*sigh*
rant end.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2010, 06:44:36 AM by Industrial Cafe »
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24055 on: February 14, 2010, 08:07:09 AM »
This sucks....finally got a decently mild day (above freezing in the garage) to work on the Dart and I have a family get together!! Bah hum bug....

Oh and Happy Valentines Day! Especially to Mickey, Kit, Coldright, Ink and Brian....no wait drop that last one!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24056 on: February 14, 2010, 08:24:01 AM »

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24057 on: February 14, 2010, 09:01:02 AM »
awesome
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24058 on: February 14, 2010, 09:47:19 AM »
Jugs
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24059 on: February 14, 2010, 09:57:46 AM »
Jugs

Not exactly what I was hoping for.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24060 on: February 14, 2010, 10:50:27 AM »


Is this more along the lines of what you were hoping for Stan?






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You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24061 on: February 14, 2010, 10:54:09 AM »
aaaak! I almost refunded my breakfast on that one.  :o :-X
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24062 on: February 14, 2010, 11:06:47 AM »
never have I been so happy that pictures don't show up at work.

We were having a fun chat about coworkers in scrubs and how little scrubs leave to the imagination.  That's great for the cute, shapely young nurses, but then you have a guy like Knox who they call "Teakettle". 

He sleeps in a chair up against the wall with his legs splayed and it looks like a banana and a pair of oranges in his scrubs.  The guys joke that if he decided to t-bag someone, it would be ON. It'd be a full on teakettle, man.  hence the name.

...then the chunky nurses.  That ain't no camel toe... that's a #$%*in' mooseknuckle right there.  Made a coworker refund her coffee on that.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24063 on: February 14, 2010, 04:21:03 PM »
hobo poop.
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24065 on: February 14, 2010, 08:19:32 PM »
no,  tribal is so 1994.
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24066 on: February 14, 2010, 08:37:59 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24067 on: February 14, 2010, 08:53:41 PM »
anyone else cringe every time they saw someone buying big hearts full of chocolate the last few days? gak.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24068 on: February 14, 2010, 08:58:06 PM »
yeah, we here at the compound don't subscribe to that greed based ''holiday''
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24069 on: February 14, 2010, 08:59:33 PM »
but we do say happy valentines day to each other.
everything I say is pure speculation and
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24070 on: February 14, 2010, 09:33:29 PM »
what size chain do the bike use stock... i thought it was a 530 but some store i was at insisted it was 630 and i needed to order it in..... sooooo whats the deal? does the 530 fit a stock  set up? whats the difference... they said that the difference is the spacing between each sprocket.. or gear or what ever..... is this guy full of it or what?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24071 on: February 14, 2010, 10:59:43 PM »
Stock on what?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24072 on: February 14, 2010, 11:04:51 PM »
our precious

















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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24073 on: February 14, 2010, 11:12:38 PM »
"Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."   Josey Wales

"It's Baltimore, gentlemen. The gods will not save you." Ervin Burrell

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #24074 on: February 15, 2010, 03:31:58 PM »
My dad repainted the sign for the shop. the old one was faded almost to bare aluminum.


yay.
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