Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3078880 times)

333 · « **Reply #2850 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:14:31 AM »

Oh no, you di'int!!! Second page? Not on my watch.

Rushoid · « **Reply #2851 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:42:55 AM »

333 · « **Reply #2852 on:** October 31, 2007, 07:54:15 PM »

Now don't you touch that squirrel's nuts!

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #2853 on:** November 01, 2007, 09:36:33 PM »

Quote from: neil young on October 28, 2007, 05:47:05 PM

WTF is a vegamite sandwich

Vegemite is about the best thing you can eat Neil, I'd send you some, but your government banned it because it's too apparently tough for the average American's stomach to handle. Yoohoo sucks, and should be banned. Cheers, Terry.

neil young · « **Reply #2854 on:** November 02, 2007, 12:10:50 AM »

I guess i'm safe then.
i'm Canadian

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #2855 on:** November 02, 2007, 12:22:08 AM »

OOPS! Sorry mate, you might still be able to buy it in Canada, but if you can't let me know and I'll send you some! Cheers, Terry.

mark · « **Reply #2856 on:** November 02, 2007, 07:33:17 PM »

Quote from: firecracker on September 13, 2007, 12:54:08 PM

Don't think I can find anything with Elephant Sh!t.

How about Bullsh!t?

Of course, if I tried that, my wife would say...

Holy Sh!t

And then I'd act like:

Tough Sh!t

And say that her trying to tell me what to wear is a

Crock of Sh!t

Finally, I'd admit that these costumes are a little rude, and she'd say

No Sh!t

Of course, she knew she'd win the argument.

It was really a no brainer.

In fact, she would probably just say...

No Sh!t Sherlock!

Whew! That was WAY too much work...

So..... which one was it?

That all reminded me of a cartoon that took too long to find...

Rushoid · « **Reply #2857 on:** November 05, 2007, 07:49:17 AM »

Quote from: firecracker on November 05, 2007, 07:14:01 AM

Uh.... we went as Frankenstein and Bride of.

Froderick?

333 · « **Reply #2858 on:** November 05, 2007, 12:23:18 PM »

I don't want to stop the shamelessness, but I have to point out some changes to the forum I've noticed. These changes will allow me to post a pic or 2 (I'm an old f@rt that doesn't know how photobucket works). When one posts a reply, a spellcheck button was always there, and is now gone. Not that big a deal, as I can spell. But in looking for the spellcheck, I found that the "attached file" size has grown from 80k to 256k. So...

And now to some shameless behaviour. About 2 months ago, we got a new family member. Her name is Hope, and here is a pic!

333 · « **Reply #2859 on:** November 05, 2007, 12:26:56 PM »

And another!

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #2860 on:** November 05, 2007, 02:07:50 PM »

My engine, as of Saturday night. Not as pretty as Hope I know, but if I dropped it on her, well.............

333 · « **Reply #2861 on:** November 05, 2007, 03:28:26 PM »

You are so lucky that:

A- Your engine is ALMOST as pretty as Hope.
and
B- You are on the hind end of the earth.

She appreciates a good looking engine almost as much as we do. Otherwise I would have had to hold her back from sinking her needle puppy teeth into your backside and chew you a new one!

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #2862 on:** November 05, 2007, 03:38:15 PM »

Quote from: 333 on November 05, 2007, 12:23:18 PM

When one posts a reply, a spellcheck button was always there, and is now gone. Not that big a deal, as I can spell.

My biggest problem is fat fingers. If you are inclined to install the Google Tool Bar, it includes a better spell checker and does it within the dialogue box, no separate window.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #2863 on:** November 05, 2007, 03:44:24 PM »

Strong words indeed, from someone cowering on the frozen side of the great pond, who has never encountered "Sally the Super-Dog", a dog so evil, she eats cute little dogs called Hope (and their owners) for breakfast, and turns them into "sidewalk land-mines", to annoy unsuspecting neighbors!

Oh, and thanks for the compliment about my engine, it does look nice, doesn't it?

333 · « **Reply #2864 on:** November 05, 2007, 05:40:32 PM »

I believe you are confusing cowering with ice skating. And I'm skating bare-footed. And isn't Vegamite made from those "sidewalk land mines" you speak of?

That Sally has a set of ears, don't she? I'll bet she heard me talking trash all the way round the earth!

neil young · « **Reply #2865 on:** November 06, 2007, 01:54:47 AM »

I used to have a cat that would both of those mongrel's

stresssolutions · « **Reply #2866 on:** November 06, 2007, 04:05:27 AM »

Ok, so firecracker's post encouraged mine. Who is Ron Paul and why is he running for prez?

Lets see, there was something else......oh well

OH yeah. I saw a show once where the guy cleaning up behind an elephant lost his head for a minute when the elephant backed up. Talk about a crappy day, or being a brown-noser.....

333 · « **Reply #2867 on:** November 06, 2007, 05:47:31 AM »

Ron Paul is a Republican/Libertarian who thinks the Constitution has been trampled. He's running for president because he wants to lose. He has some good ideas, but he doesn't have a chance.

And someone has to clean up after the elephants (Hmm. Am I still talking politics?)

mattcb350f · « **Reply #2868 on:** November 06, 2007, 11:23:22 AM »

Nice Pooch Terry, Here's my Husky/wolf... with his stupid long tounge

Matt.

mattcb350f · « **Reply #2869 on:** November 06, 2007, 11:52:52 AM »

stresssolutions · « **Reply #2870 on:** November 06, 2007, 06:16:25 PM »

Don't know the first thing about him, saw a sign and a bumper sticker is all. thanks

333 · « **Reply #2871 on:** November 06, 2007, 06:45:06 PM »

Quote from: mattcb350f on November 06, 2007, 11:23:22 AM

Nice Pooch Terry, Here's my Husky/wolf... with his stupid long tounge
Matt.

Does he ever step on that tongue?

Rushoid · « **Reply #2872 on:** November 07, 2007, 09:36:15 AM »

Quote from: firecracker on November 07, 2007, 09:23:29 AM

This thread is beginning to make too much sense, so...

Marshmallow Dragon Cookies are good for your feet.

Richard Simmons was an astronaut! I can make a booger talk! Order up!

mattcb350f · « **Reply #2873 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:37:08 PM »

Quote from: 333 on November 06, 2007, 06:45:06 PM

Does he ever step on that tongue?

Not yet, but he does bite it alot

Roach Carver · « **Reply #2874 on:** November 07, 2007, 07:08:49 PM »

well,ifyoumustknow,iblamemyself.

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