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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38050 on: June 23, 2011, 02:39:43 PM »
no no no no you don't wanna do two chics (too much work) .. you want two chics to do you ... yeah ...         mmmmmmmmmm...   


      i think i gotta go in the bathroom and uh ... do some math.. yeah .. math

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38051 on: June 23, 2011, 02:41:14 PM »


Don't forget to shave the hair off your palms while you're in there....
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38052 on: June 23, 2011, 02:44:09 PM »
no need .... i may wanna shave a few of my socks though

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38053 on: June 23, 2011, 03:10:18 PM »
today at work , i was talking with a couple of the guys about proud moments in fatherhood ... and one of my biggest, proudest moments , was only a few weeks ago
   
     was out on the KZ with the boy on the back of it,  was coming up on a nice long left handed sweeper .. i started the lean, once i got to about 10 or 15 degrees ... i feel Ryry shift his body to the left, put his left shoulder down , and raise his head up to the right ...... i never taught him all that , just to lean when i lean ....  it may seem simple and kinda petty , but for a second i got all chocked up ... it was one of those moments that means nothing to most , and absolutely everything to me .....   the guys at the shop started pokin fun at me .... "ya must not have very many proud moments hahahah"
        i just smiled .. if you only knew

      oh and lets not forget POOP
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38054 on: June 23, 2011, 03:12:51 PM »
Awwwww... poop.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38055 on: June 23, 2011, 03:51:05 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38056 on: June 23, 2011, 03:51:22 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38057 on: June 23, 2011, 03:51:47 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38058 on: June 23, 2011, 03:52:01 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38059 on: June 23, 2011, 03:52:15 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38060 on: June 23, 2011, 03:52:33 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38061 on: June 23, 2011, 03:53:11 PM »
BTW...poop.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38062 on: June 23, 2011, 04:01:35 PM »
...... no you didn't .... ooooh you did .....      BAD !!! BAD INTERN!!! 

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38063 on: June 23, 2011, 04:31:22 PM »
Yay for the intern life. That's me, 40 hours a week, all summer.  We even pay to be interns.  It's #$%*ing great.
I'm going to go grouse in my  beer for awhile, kay, thanks.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38064 on: June 23, 2011, 04:37:29 PM »

I'm going to go grouse in my  beer for awhile, kay, thanks.

Look at the grouse, look at the grouse ...

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38065 on: June 23, 2011, 05:13:48 PM »
yarpp.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38066 on: June 23, 2011, 06:01:06 PM »
Once again, one of the interns failed to read the memo.

Spikey: That was a very cool story. Good on ya.

The memo thing reminds me of a story from the Clinton White House. As you may well guess, standards were not very high for interns of that administration. In fact, one of the low ranking members had to send out several memos about acceptable behavior for the interns. Anyway, one day Hillary was walking down a hallway behind a female intern in a miniskirt. Well the intern dropped something, bent over to pick it up and thus revealed that she was not wearing underwear. The intern turned, looked at Hillary, and giggled.

Well, Hillary demanded action, and a few days later, a memo went out to the White House interns instructing them to wear underwear.

Yup, that's right. At the pinnacle of political internships, Clinton interns had be instructed to wear underwear. Please, oh please don't make me send out a memo about acceptable underwear.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38067 on: June 23, 2011, 07:20:06 PM »
MEMO:
Our underwear policy is adapted to modern life. That is, male interns are given the option of boxers, briefs, and anything dollar bills can be tucked into*.









*See policy 234.12- "How to get a promotion"
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38068 on: June 23, 2011, 07:55:08 PM »
....... what about commando?   

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38069 on: June 23, 2011, 08:00:02 PM »
while you CAN tuck dollar bills into 'commando' it's just not hygienic. Think of your poor retail people. Have mercy on them.
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38070 on: June 23, 2011, 09:47:55 PM »
Yay for the intern life. That's me, 40 hours a week, all summer.  We even pay to be interns.  It's #$%*ing great.
I'm going to go grouse in my  beer for awhile, kay, thanks.

Waaa Whaaaa Whaaaaaaat???

What is this crap with people taking no pay internships or having to pay for an internship? This makes absoslutely no #$%*ing sense whatsoever!!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38071 on: June 23, 2011, 10:33:53 PM »
Yay for the intern life. That's me, 40 hours a week, all summer.  We even pay to be interns.  It's #$%*ing great.
I'm going to go grouse in my  beer for awhile, kay, thanks.

Waaa Whaaaa Whaaaaaaat???

What is this crap with people taking no pay internships or having to pay for an internship? This makes absoslutely no #$%*ing sense whatsoever!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38072 on: June 24, 2011, 08:33:58 AM »

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38073 on: June 24, 2011, 08:36:18 AM »
What is with you Portlandiers- draining an entire reservoir because one mentally-challenged chucklehead decides to urinate in it?!?! What a waste of water.  ::)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #38074 on: June 24, 2011, 08:52:06 AM »
Josepyk!  Not only are you violating SSDB by-law 42-1878, you are dangerously close to a type 98 reprimand!  You are in the eve of your internship and I'd hate to see you #$%* it up now.  Calm down, refocus and get me a goddamn cup of coffee.  And a danish.

Truespin:  Don't be a fool and start acting like an idiot during your internship here or you'll be assigned to Spikeybike as your handler.  He's not as nice as the rest of us and he doesn't use lube.
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