Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3043528 times)

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38250 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:12:16 PM »

Do not anger the Cutter!!! He will beat you in a bike race!!!

JosepyK · « **Reply #38251 on:** July 05, 2011, 02:52:42 PM »

What's goin' on in here?

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38252 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:09:51 PM »

If you produced a decent and reasonably priced shrubbery, I could tell you.

Damfino · « **Reply #38253 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:37:52 PM »

SHRUBBERY INTERN!! SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damfino · « **Reply #38254 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:40:27 PM »

Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on July 05, 2011, 02:12:16 PM

Do not anger the Cutter!!! He will beat you in a bike race!!!

Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go

weekend_junkie · « **Reply #38255 on:** July 05, 2011, 03:53:28 PM »

~~This day in shameless SSDB history~~
Some regrettable day in this girl's history

Meow?

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38256 on:** July 05, 2011, 04:46:33 PM »

for some reason this is really crackin me up

Another girl who never changes facial expressions

i blame the weed

Frankencake · « **Reply #38257 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:26:01 PM »

Quote from: Schmthaus on July 05, 2011, 02:03:55 PM

Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on July 05, 2011, 01:17:21 PM
Quote from: Schmthaus on July 05, 2011, 07:54:49 AM

Quote from: Radam on July 05, 2011, 06:30:37 AM

Ooooooo I think this is my first top of the page!

=FAIL

No, I believe that it is you who has failed. He's still at the top of the page in quotes. Nice job, bonehead.

Bull#$%*!! Show me where - in the SSDB rulebook - does it say that 'quotes' count as top of the page.
Huh!? Huh!? Mistersmarty#$%*in'pantaloons!!

I don't make up the rules. I make the rules up. I haven't seen the latest edition of the SSDB rule book. Do you have the PDF?
Josepy You have 8 more posts before you will be acknowledged here in the SSDB.....
Shrubbery and coffee with a danish now! If you want to be a member of the officers club, you'll bring hookers and blow.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38258 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:34:41 PM »

ya know .. Joe ... i just realized that we have yet to see an intern become a "regular" ..... they usually get past 100 .. then get bored with us and not come in here any more

remember Chester (avatar was a cow on a bike doin a wheelie or somethin like that) ... we just passed ways in another thread and i was like "whoa, your still around "..... but ... he never left

Damfino · « **Reply #38259 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:41:07 PM »

Quote from: Spikeybike on July 05, 2011, 06:34:41 PM

ya know .. Joe ... i just realized that we have yet to see an intern become a "regular" ..... they usually get past 100 .. then get ~~bored with us and not come in here any more~~ too snooty and self righteous to come back here

FTFY

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #38260 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:41:25 PM »

Quote from: Schmthaus on July 05, 2011, 02:03:55 PM

pantaloons!!

Pantaloons? You been watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

Damfino · « **Reply #38261 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:51:05 PM »

Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on July 05, 2011, 08:24:17 AM

He is in Brazil, Indianastan, home of the dirty cutters, they only know Mellancamp there.

Oh, and Brazil is also the hometown of the famous Meth-head...

Henry Lee Summer

Henry Lee Summer - 'I Wish I Had A Girl'

Meth's a hell of a drug....

dodieninja · « **Reply #38262 on:** July 05, 2011, 07:04:29 PM »

sorry i have been slacking on my providing of the shrubbery

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38263 on:** July 05, 2011, 07:47:50 PM »

i think it's my turn to pass that on to the management and take credit for it

Frankencake · « **Reply #38264 on:** July 05, 2011, 08:55:46 PM »

Quote from: dodieninja on July 05, 2011, 07:04:29 PM

sorry i have been slacking on my providing of the shrubbery

That's the wrong kind.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38265 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:11:57 PM »

i know it tasted awful .. and didn't give us a buzz at ALL .. you get a firm slap on the wrist with this ruler that i dipped in hooker blood and hot sauce

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38266 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:50:35 PM »

If that is Salvia shrubbery we might accept it if we can get all Miley- sans crazy overbite of course.

mark · « **Reply #38267 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:52:50 PM »

Quote from: Dustreel Revlooshun Cupcake on July 05, 2011, 08:55:46 PM

Quote from: dodieninja on July 05, 2011, 07:04:29 PM

sorry i have been slacking on my providing of the shrubbery
That's the wrong kind.

It's not a bad little shrubbery, even though it's the wrong kind.

I'd put it out in the yard somewhere and watch it dry up.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #38268 on:** July 05, 2011, 11:33:08 PM »

Here's a shrubbery for you.

motocyconomad · « **Reply #38269 on:** July 06, 2011, 08:43:48 AM »

Nice one Kit. Oregons finest? Growing in good ol dirt too I like that.

333 · « **Reply #38270 on:** July 06, 2011, 10:30:16 AM »

But dirt is so.....dirty.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38271 on:** July 06, 2011, 01:05:46 PM »

Dirty, dirty, dirt. Dirt Mc Girt.

JosepyK · « **Reply #38272 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:24:06 PM »

I'm sure she can provide both kinds of blow, but just in case...

JosepyK · « **Reply #38273 on:** July 06, 2011, 03:24:44 PM »

this guy has some to share.

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38274 on:** July 06, 2011, 04:04:37 PM »

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