Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3043836 times)

Radam · « **Reply #38325 on:** July 08, 2011, 09:55:55 AM »

Sometimes I get stage fright. If that happens at a crowded urinal I just like to pull my pants down to my ankles and all the sudden you have the whole bathroom to yourself.

DJ_AX · « **Reply #38326 on:** July 08, 2011, 10:15:25 AM »

Quote from: Radam on July 08, 2011, 09:55:55 AM

Sometimes I get stage fright. If that happens at a crowded urinal I just like to pull my pants down to my ankles and all the sudden you have the whole bathroom to yourself.

hopefully!

Grnrngr · « **Reply #38327 on:** July 08, 2011, 10:56:19 AM »

Quote from: Frankenstuff on July 08, 2011, 09:54:08 AM

Quote from: motocyconomad on July 08, 2011, 08:42:56 AM
my freind thinks its funny to #$%* his pants in the line at a crowded taco bell and act like nothing happend

Dont Sh!t where you eat my friends.

I'll try not to...where do you eat your friends?

Grnrngr · « **Reply #38328 on:** July 08, 2011, 11:00:23 AM »

My son has really nice seat warmers in his Acura, coming back from leave with one of his buddies, his buddie got all concerned cuz all of a sudden his ass started feelin nice, warm and cozy...he thot he'd dropped a load in his pants....

Radam · « **Reply #38329 on:** July 08, 2011, 11:54:14 AM »

Man, I almost feel bad. I b!tched about my boss being a dick yesterday, and today he let me pull my baffle and weld up the cracks. If I did it on my lunch break that wouldn't be a big deal, but he let me do it on the clock! Maybe he got laid? Now I'm the dick.

motocyconomad · « **Reply #38330 on:** July 08, 2011, 12:19:03 PM »

Sometimes being a "boss" is just as hard or worse than just being an employee. Sometimes they just wish they could be in your shoes instead of how it is...with the loot of course!!!

Radam · « **Reply #38331 on:** July 08, 2011, 12:42:09 PM »

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how he feels. Sometimes I tell him that he does more work because he's the boss, but he doesn't like that. Usually ends with me sweeping the warehouse. I think the only way I would want to be the boss is if I had my own business. Too bad I ditched business school for agriculture. Now where's my shrubbery?!

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #38332 on:** July 08, 2011, 01:05:46 PM »

Extremely funny condom commercial

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38333 on:** July 08, 2011, 02:57:24 PM »

+1 on the pee shy...why? I think all mens rooms should have a recording of Niagra Falls going on the speaker system.

333 · « **Reply #38334 on:** July 08, 2011, 04:11:46 PM »

That condom ad was clearly stolen from The Coneheads movie.

~~But did someone say.....~~

Jesus H Christ. What does it #$%*ing take to embed a #$%*ing video these days?

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38335 on:** July 08, 2011, 05:44:08 PM »

Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on July 08, 2011, 09:42:32 AM

A former Cheecagoan complaining about any other state's buraucratic corruption or red tape insanity is crazy Spike, unless you are talking about Newyawk or Caleefornia.

I could not imagine any other places besides those being worse than Cheecago.

i guess if you say it like that yeah .... it just sucks being at the DMV no matter what state your in .... but it's done now , i'm officially a cheesehead

mark · « **Reply #38336 on:** July 08, 2011, 07:02:32 PM »

Quote from: Spikeybike on July 08, 2011, 05:44:08 PM

i'm officially a cheesehead

we all knew you had it in you.

burmashave · « **Reply #38337 on:** July 08, 2011, 07:27:08 PM »

I've been drinking orange juice all day. This would be of no note except that orange juice gives me the poots.

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38338 on:** July 08, 2011, 09:05:49 PM »

orange juice poots
egg poots
....what about bad meat poots (undercooked or just past due) pretty sure they come out green

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38339 on:** July 08, 2011, 09:14:51 PM »

Yes, and when I drink a half pot of coffee myself I get the coffee poots.

333 · « **Reply #38340 on:** July 09, 2011, 06:46:41 AM »

Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on July 08, 2011, 09:14:51 PM

Yes, and when I drink a half pot of coffee myself I have the energy to run the length of the Equator.

Fixed that for ya.

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #38341 on:** July 09, 2011, 07:14:24 AM »

I think you both have it right.

pidaster · « **Reply #38342 on:** July 09, 2011, 07:37:25 AM »

Poots and poop.

I'm about to go take one.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #38343 on:** July 09, 2011, 08:57:27 AM »

Take one or leave one? Big difference between the two.

333 · « **Reply #38344 on:** July 09, 2011, 09:14:55 AM »

I usually leave one.

A page or two back, there was a comment that interns mostly tend to fade away. Piddy is an example of one who stayed.

burmashave · « **Reply #38345 on:** July 09, 2011, 11:02:20 AM »

Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on July 09, 2011, 08:57:27 AM

Take one or leave one? Big difference between the two.

This brings up the age-old question. Why is it that you can take a crap, but you can't take a fart?

My uncle is old school, and when he has gas, he says, "I have the gas." I thought this was funny until I pondered on the fact that you can get the runs, but you can't really get runs. Why is the article "the" so important to our bodily functions?

I'm going to ponder more on this. The weather is beautiful, and I've just got time for a run.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38346 on:** July 09, 2011, 11:03:51 AM »

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260815431930

well .... i done did it

333 · « **Reply #38347 on:** July 09, 2011, 02:31:26 PM »

Sad day, Manny.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #38348 on:** July 09, 2011, 03:03:34 PM »

nah ... i doubt i'll get what i'm asking ... then it won't sell .. and if i do .. i'll build another ... whatever i get is going right back into the "motorcycle fund "

333 · « **Reply #38349 on:** July 09, 2011, 03:28:16 PM »

But whatever you might build- will it be Spikey?

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