Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3118267 times)

Gordon · « **Reply #4500 on:** June 12, 2008, 07:54:04 AM »

OMG!!1! Not Man-Bear-Pig!!!

burmashave · « **Reply #4501 on:** June 12, 2008, 08:04:06 AM »

NSFL!

(not safe for lunch)

333 · « **Reply #4502 on:** June 12, 2008, 08:23:47 AM »

You got that right!

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4503 on:** June 12, 2008, 03:13:09 PM »

i want one , so can freak out people that come to my house.

"hey man, where's your bathroom "

"it right in there bro"

"cool thanks, i gotta piss like a race horseWHAT THE!!!!!! AAAAHHHH. DUDE"

firecracker · « **Reply #4504 on:** June 13, 2008, 10:20:59 AM »

[after taking a few deep breaths]

"Dude, the good news is, I don't need to use your toilet anymore."

"The bad news is I need to do some laundry..."

Cvillechopper · « **Reply #4505 on:** June 13, 2008, 11:56:11 AM »

Wait for it.... wait for it...

We all know there's gonna be a Man-bear-pig with a mustache and flat-top any minute...

firecracker · « **Reply #4506 on:** June 13, 2008, 12:17:17 PM »

C'mon guys. You think I don't have work to do?

Oh, alright. Here is your sheep-loving ManBearPig:

(So, whattya think Terry - does it become your new avatar?)

Gordon · « **Reply #4507 on:** June 13, 2008, 12:53:30 PM »

Quote from: firecracker on June 13, 2008, 12:17:17 PM

Oh, alright. Here is your sheep-loving ManBearPig:

That's just plain wrong...

Man-bear-pig doesn't deserve to be treated that way!

Dave-and-his-550 · « **Reply #4508 on:** June 13, 2008, 01:36:13 PM »

Quote from: spikeybike on June 12, 2008, 03:13:09 PM

i want one , so can freak out people that come to my house.

"hey man, where's your bathroom "

"it right in there bro"

"cool thanks, i gotta piss like a race horseWHAT THE!!!!!! AAAAHHHH. DUDE"

Dave-and-his-550 · « **Reply #4509 on:** June 13, 2008, 02:43:29 PM »

BAM! 100 POsts baby, just wanted to share

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #4510 on:** June 15, 2008, 02:11:38 AM »

Quote from: firecracker on June 13, 2008, 12:17:17 PM

C'mon guys. You think I don't have work to do?

Oh, alright. Here is your sheep-loving ManBearPig:

(So, whattya think Terry - does it become your new avatar?)

Geez fair go fella's! I've lost a bit of weight lately and my skins still a bit loose, ok? Excellent job, BTW Cracky!

burmashave · « **Reply #4511 on:** June 15, 2008, 05:46:14 AM »

Ahhhhhhhhhh, new page...no man pig. Relief.

Hawkster318 · « **Reply #4512 on:** June 15, 2008, 06:33:15 AM »

My wife saw hat picture, so I had to explain things to her. She didn't buy the BS job, so I broke down and told her the truth.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4513 on:** June 15, 2008, 10:27:49 AM »

Happy Fathers Day , all you dads out there in interweb land

burmashave · « **Reply #4514 on:** June 15, 2008, 10:32:30 AM »

Quote from: Hawkster318 on June 15, 2008, 06:33:15 AM

My wife saw hat picture, so I had to explain things to her. She didn't buy the BS job, so I broke down and told her the truth.

What is the truth, Hawkster? I mean, I wouldn't know where to start.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #4515 on:** June 15, 2008, 06:33:51 PM »

I'm watching you all, especially you!

mrblasty · « **Reply #4516 on:** June 15, 2008, 09:00:20 PM »

Are you cereal! Where did you spot the man bear pig, I've got Al Gore on speed dial, We have been looking for this thing for some time now, WHY ISN'T ANYONE TAKING ME CEREALY! WHY!
But cerealy, where did you find that pic? I won't tell Al.

333 · « **Reply #4517 on:** June 16, 2008, 06:42:13 AM »

I am cereal as a fart attack!

firecracker · « **Reply #4518 on:** June 16, 2008, 01:33:43 PM »

firecracker · « **Reply #4519 on:** June 17, 2008, 12:51:18 PM »

I add peanut butter to my chili.

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4520 on:** June 17, 2008, 01:02:23 PM »

OK, OK a quick update on my personal life since it was asked of me.

baby momma has moved into her own place, we have kid 50/50 (so there is no child support)

i was extremely bitter for a short while, then i met someone else..... but that didn't pan out (i knew it wouldn't and so did she

)

Chris rock once said "if you have never planned how to kill someone , you have never been in love "

so of coarse she feels bad, and kisses my ass every chance she gets (whatever)

the part of all this that sucks the most is that believe it or not i actually miss her (ain't love a #$%*)
we have been trying to work it out civilly,

thankfully kids bounce back like rubber bands , and Ryden is handling the change wonderfully
(he doesn't really know we're apart, just that we live in differant places )

we were always on the same page with kid so I'm not worried about him , he knows both his parents love him , and each other ............... damn it looks like i gotta get back to work . i think that's everything

75modrat · « **Reply #4521 on:** June 17, 2008, 01:22:01 PM »

100...I finally hit triple digits!!!! Posts not MPH.

Gordon · « **Reply #4522 on:** June 17, 2008, 04:17:54 PM »

Glad to hear that things seem to be going as well as they could be, Spikey.

nickjtc · « **Reply #4523 on:** June 17, 2008, 07:31:23 PM »

This thread gets more surreal all the time. And putting Terrys face on that, that thing! Oh my.

nickjtc · « **Reply #4524 on:** June 17, 2008, 07:37:54 PM »

So to get back to less surreal things.

I had an interesting day of motorcycle road tests today. The first examinee rode straight through a stop sign without making any attempt to stop, and at the end of the test said "Stop sign, what stop sign?" Then there was the gal who rode off from the start with the sidestand down. The first turn was a left, so yours truly had to verbally intervene. Two for two. Then the gal who didn't do a single right shoulder check at intersections. "But I always do shoulder checks." 0 and 3. Then the young feller who came back for round two and did even worse this time than the first.

Final score: qualified riders 0. Having to do it (yet) again 4.

Fortunately the parking lot tests this afternoon were a bit better.

Ah the delights of being a rider/driver examiner.

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Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3118267 times)

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