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333 · « **Reply #4850 on:** August 03, 2008, 08:06:44 PM »

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

And as I may have mentioned before, you can't get Yoo-Hoo here. No you can't!

mark · « **Reply #4851 on:** August 03, 2008, 09:17:17 PM »

Quote from: 333 on August 03, 2008, 08:06:44 PM

.......And you can't get Yoo-Hoo here. ..

I'm picturing a realtor describing the benefits of Virginia real estate.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #4852 on:** August 04, 2008, 01:07:45 AM »

Firecracker up your rectum, anyone?

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4853 on:** August 04, 2008, 05:43:12 AM »

RECTUM !!! Damn near killed um

burmashave · « **Reply #4854 on:** August 04, 2008, 06:12:12 AM »

Hey, Spikey, thanks for sharing. Given what a bunch of misfits we all are, I doubt you are alone in where you've been.

boatsdickson · « **Reply #4855 on:** August 04, 2008, 07:02:47 AM »

Our city is becoming a scooter town. The little cc ones to save on gas. Im seeing a trend with a lot of riders that bugs me. Followed one earlier for a mile or 2, & they were going the speed limit of 35 but kept the bike all the way to the right of the road like they were on a bicycle. Almost right up to the curb. Other cars were passing them like they were a bicycle too. Its a legal motorcycle that is required the same rules as the bigger bikes: helmets, tags, license, etc. so why dont they stake their ground on the road and ride like they belong. Maybe intimidation, dont know. My dad taught me as a youngster that when we rode bicycles together on the road to assume your lane at the necessary times and make yourself seen by others, but ride like NOBODY SEES YOU. Thanx dad, probably why Im still here.

Sorry to make complete sentences on the shameless board..............

firecracker · « **Reply #4856 on:** August 04, 2008, 08:04:11 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on August 04, 2008, 01:07:45 AM

Firecracker up your rectum, anyone?

Hey!

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4857 on:** August 04, 2008, 08:12:01 AM »

Quote from: burmashave on August 04, 2008, 06:12:12 AM

Given what a bunch of misfits we all are, I doubt you are alone in where you've been.

thanks for thanking me

ya bunch o misfits

Frankenkit · « **Reply #4858 on:** August 04, 2008, 08:24:21 AM »

The scooter crowd in PDX is really aggravating me. It just scares me watching people on the little, low cc things doing 35 in a 45, shaking and looking like they're going to tip right over. It's really hard on drivers, y'know? Why don't they bring out the 175cc Kawi eliminator, and some such, instead of pushing all these stupid scooters?

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #4859 on:** August 04, 2008, 10:29:39 AM »

Because scooters are cute. The name "scooter" sounds better too. They scoot along.

mark · « **Reply #4860 on:** August 04, 2008, 10:43:46 AM »

.......... no scooter problem here.......

the people who should be on scooters buy crotchrockets and goldwings and roadkings instead.

sandcastcb750 · « **Reply #4861 on:** August 04, 2008, 11:21:19 AM »

"the people who should be on scooters buy crotchrockets and goldwings and roadkings instead."

That makes no sense.....but then again, this is the shameless post.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #4862 on:** August 04, 2008, 01:57:13 PM »

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4863 on:** August 04, 2008, 02:00:15 PM »

if you listen closely , you can almost hear his shocks crying

pale rider · « **Reply #4864 on:** August 04, 2008, 02:07:48 PM »

Soooo last night, this girl in my complex, who I've totally been checkin out lately, stops by and knocks on my door. I open the door and, whoa, she's lookin hot as usual! So she says, "Hey I've

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4865 on:** August 04, 2008, 02:13:08 PM »

so your just gonna leave us hangin like that huh....... how rude

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4866 on:** August 04, 2008, 02:15:32 PM »

man.... that chick with the helmet on backwards. .. thats priceless

i just damn near spit my drink all over the computer

Frankenkit · « **Reply #4867 on:** August 04, 2008, 02:15:50 PM »

Soooo last night, this drag queen friend of mine decides to go through his apartment complex knocking on doors...

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4868 on:** August 04, 2008, 02:20:29 PM »

last night i was watching my spycams that i set up in random complex hallways in the phoenix area and i spotted the queen just knocking on....

alltherightpills · « **Reply #4869 on:** August 04, 2008, 02:35:27 PM »

Spikey, you are loving the little font. Good to see it get used.

firecracker · « **Reply #4870 on:** August 04, 2008, 02:37:16 PM »

Freddie Mercury was in Phoenix?

Knocking on apartment doors?!?

I thought he was dead!

Spikeybike · « **Reply #4871 on:** August 04, 2008, 02:51:32 PM »

Quote from: alltherightpills on August 04, 2008, 02:35:27 PM

Spikey, you are loving the little font. Good to see it get used.

it's not the size of the font that matters , but the motion of the forum

pale rider · « **Reply #4872 on:** August 04, 2008, 03:21:37 PM »

Oh sorry for leaving you hanging...
So she says, "Hey, I've got this gay friend named Freddie Mercury, who everybody thinks is dead, but anyway, he likes to look through spycams and knock on doors after he gets off of work as a drag queen. Do you know any gay people who might like to go out with him?" So I said "Yes! I'm sure spikeybike and firecracker would have a go at him." haha j/k guys

Was that you I talked to Kitsune???

333 · « **Reply #4873 on:** August 04, 2008, 03:24:29 PM »

Hold it. Freddie Mercury was a DRAG Queen? I thought he was just a regular Queen.

pale rider · « **Reply #4874 on:** August 04, 2008, 03:27:36 PM »

Quote from: 333 on August 04, 2008, 03:24:29 PM

Hold it. Freddie Mercury was a DRAG Queen? I thought he was just a regular Queen.

Well, both. But anyway, apparently he's alive and likes to use surveillance equipment in Phoenix.

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