Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[Alan F.]

If it weren't for the winter heating bill.  I'd be drinking until im able to understand a few things.

That said, I could probably shut the heat off and start drinking until ai don't feel cold anymore.

Oh be careful, sounds like a bad star trek episode there.

[BomberMann650]

Today, I learned (or realized) I may not be "college material".

I'm changing my major to Beer.  Because alcohol is a solution!

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[BomberMann650]

Does Jagermeister taste like cough syrup?
Or does cough syrup taste like Jagermeister?

[spotty]

Does Jagermeister taste like cough syrup?
Or does cough syrup taste like Jagermeister?

this should possibly be in the pissed off thread but i hate that they took the codeine out of some cough syrups and the amphetamines out of the rest...no better way of spending a quiet wednesday afternoon than necking a bottle of happy coughs

[Stev-o]

Does Jagermeister taste like cough syrup?

[BomberMann650]

What pairs well with $16 worth of Taco Bell and hopeless dreams?

[Stev-o]

What pairs well with $16 worth of Taco Bell and hopeless dreams?

Boone's Farm?!

[Kelly E]

What pairs well with $16 worth of Taco Bell and hopeless dreams?

A case of Natural Light's and a case of toilet paper.

[Alan F.]

What pairs well with $16 worth of Taco Bell and hopeless dreams?

Three ice cold 24oz. cans of Icehouse!

[Gurp]

Older guy I used to work with always said " Better petered out (tired) than petered in"

[Stev-o]

Older guy I used to work with always said " Better petered out (tired) than petered in"

Better to be pissed off than pissed on!

[BomberMann650]

Older guy I used to work with always said " Better petered out (tired) than petered in"

Better to be pissed off than pissed on!

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
-confucious, probably

[Stev-o]

Older guy I used to work with always said " Better petered out (tired) than petered in"

Better to be pissed off than pissed on!

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
-confucious, probably

Confucius say: Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep #$%*e.

Confucius say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, dosen't know if he's coming or going.

[BomberMann650]

Older guy I used to work with always said " Better petered out (tired) than petered in"

Better to be pissed off than pissed on!

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
-confucious, probably

Confucius say: Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep #$%*e.

Confucius say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, dosen't know if he's coming or going.

"With great power comes great electricity bill."

"He who stick head in open window get pane in neck."

[Stev-o]

Older guy I used to work with always said " Better petered out (tired) than petered in"

Better to be pissed off than pissed on!

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
-confucious, probably

Confucius say: Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep #$%*e.

Confucius say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, dosen't know if he's coming or going.

"With great power comes great electricity bill."

"He who stick head in open window get pane in neck."

Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist

[BomberMann650]

Signs I must be getting older.
Aside from the looming calendar date.  I seem to be turning into my dad.
There's a teenager on a motorbike who would be wise to slow down and smell the roses.
Oh to be 10 feet tall and bulletproof again.
Don't know if he realizes the impound yard here doesn't award any trophies.
He will learn why the old bulls walk pretty soon I reckon.

[Stev-o]

There's a teenager on a motorbike who would be wise to slow down and smell the roses.

I dont take kindly to speeders on my residential street!  There are some kids on the next block that occasionally drive too fast in front of the house in their ATV four wheeler. I may pay their parents a visit one day or buzz back and forth on my Honda and see how they like it?!!!!

Barkeep - a round of Guinness!!!!

[spotty]

couple of streets up from me is a main(ish) road that used to be busy until they put the freeway in a bit further north of it so at night its pretty much dead, every night i can hear mostly cars lining up and racing, occasionally bikes. does the heart good to hear youthful impetuosity. the side of the road they use is all industrial so less chance of unexpected cars popping out of a driveway

just very occasionally you'll hear something very serious fire up ( as opposed to approach in traffic ) and pull what would be a 7 or 8 second quarter on the strip, it'll immediately shut down and disappear. i'm guessing its some proper race guys using the road as a test strip and they have the trailer already parked at the other end

[BomberMann650]

Out here there's some local pride in being the filming location of *street outlaws* on tv.
Somewhere deep in a corn field i came across one such location.
A pile of ash and coal on both sides of the road.  Four burnout strips in the lanes.  And a bridge about a 1/4 mile away.
Proper place for putting pedal to the metal.

[BomberMann650]

Got a new bottle opener 

[Alan F.]

My favorite opener, got it on clearance for $6

[BomberMann650]

Hahaha nice butterfly setup.

Mine folds open too!

[Alan F.]

Ah now I see the beauty of it! Thanks for that second view.

[Stev-o]

What'll ya have?!