Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3039099 times)

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #9275 on:** March 18, 2009, 09:34:59 AM »

Wow, 30 bones for set of comstars, good snag Kit.
I think I'm gonna go to the doc and see what they have to say about my condition.
I stayed in the steam sauna the last two days for as long as I could stand.
At 115 degrees F you can't stay in too long, especially when yer sick (about 45 min. max, with shower breaks).
I need to get over this crap, it's getting nice outside! I didn't get to drink one beer on St. Pats.! Arrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!

goon 1492 · « **Reply #9276 on:** March 18, 2009, 09:41:54 AM »

Huh, 5:30

Man its 4:40 every mornin' for me, gotta get the synthroid in 45mins. before eating....Then 30min. drive to work(this will be soooooo much more enjoyable when my bike is on the asphalt) so I can be there by 6:00am

You paid 30 bones for comstars? Is that a deal? sounds like you got em' cheap.
I didn't even drink one beer either.... I even had some KC strip steaks on the BBQ and makin' plans to be at okie Joes for lunch this friday

I do have two flats of corned beef in the freezer waiting for their "moment"

Stay away from dook he's got the funk.

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9277 on:** March 18, 2009, 11:45:30 AM »

And let the faint sounds of Parliment Funkadelic begin.....

heffay · « **Reply #9278 on:** March 18, 2009, 12:55:20 PM »

square headlights on jeeps suck even more!

goon 1492 · « **Reply #9279 on:** March 18, 2009, 01:54:32 PM »

Ooooh ol' Goerge Clinton.

MickeyX · « **Reply #9280 on:** March 18, 2009, 01:55:49 PM »

I agree Heffay. My 2003 Wrangler has round headlights. I wouldn't have bought it with square. They just aren't right.

I'm messing around on the net. Don't tell the boss.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #9281 on:** March 18, 2009, 04:15:51 PM »

Clinton is coming to Crossroads pretty soon.
I found out I don't have Strep, woo hoo! Only the flu, boo hoo

Streching out a third sick day might be a bit much with preliminary plans due soon...

heffay · « **Reply #9282 on:** March 18, 2009, 04:19:21 PM »

days off are hard on the liver

1timduke · « **Reply #9283 on:** March 18, 2009, 08:50:22 PM »

Quote from: heffay on March 18, 2009, 12:55:20 PM

square headlights on jeeps suck even more!

Tru dat, tru dat.

mark · « **Reply #9284 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:07:54 PM »

square headlights just plain suck.

mark · « **Reply #9285 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:08:48 PM »

right along with whatever they're on.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #9286 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:17:17 PM »

I saw an ST1100 today that didn't look too bad.

martino1972 · « **Reply #9287 on:** March 18, 2009, 10:37:22 PM »

tramp · « **Reply #9288 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:44:49 AM »

thats a old one but still funny

tramp · « **Reply #9289 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:48:40 AM »

Quote from: alltherightpills on March 17, 2009, 08:31:52 PM

Tramp, I like it that all of your posts are like haiku's that don't follow the rules.

I realize I'm
Starting the Haiku's again
But I do not care.

what the hell is a haiku

alltherightpills · « **Reply #9290 on:** March 19, 2009, 06:26:16 AM »

It is a Japanese form of poetry with three lines where the first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7 and the third has 5 again. Traditionally they need to have 17 syllables total, but they can also be done in a 3, 6, 3 form as well. They also need to have a seasonal reference and a form of punctuation that juxtaposes two things within the poem.

Here's an example:

Whitecaps on the bay:
A broken signboard banging
In the April wind.

If you go back like 30 or 40 pages, haiku was all the rage, and all the kids were doing it.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9291 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:49:55 AM »

I have a headache.
No caffeine yesterday means
caffeine hangover.

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9292 on:** March 19, 2009, 08:54:06 AM »

Stupid little poems with absolutley no reason for existence and anyone who uses them should be burned at the stake and then staked at the bottom of a river.

heffay · « **Reply #9293 on:** March 19, 2009, 08:55:27 AM »

did someone say STEAK?? well done please!

martino1972 · « **Reply #9294 on:** March 19, 2009, 09:03:19 AM »

I'll have mine medium rare....

alltherightpills · « **Reply #9295 on:** March 19, 2009, 09:12:23 AM »

Quote from: heffay on March 19, 2009, 08:55:27 AM

did someone say STEAK?? well done please!

WELL DONE??? Are you kidding? You like having meat so tough and dry that it sucks all of the moisture out of your mouth and you have to chase it down with something in order to swallow? Dayum Heffay. You Crazy!

But seriously, who's making steaks? I'd like to put myself down for one medium rare, a side of baked or mashed potato, and 2 ears of fresh picked Iowa sweet corn (I know its not possible right now, but one can hope can't they?), and some fresh snapped green beans. Holy shiit I'm hungry.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9296 on:** March 19, 2009, 09:14:41 AM »

I want mine so it's still mooing, thanks.

martino1972 · « **Reply #9297 on:** March 19, 2009, 09:22:13 AM »

Quote from: Kit on March 19, 2009, 09:14:41 AM

I want mine so it's still mooing, thanks.

if they still moo,they are a #$%* to keep on the bbq.....

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9298 on:** March 19, 2009, 09:26:01 AM »

Just grill 'em into submission.

heffay · « **Reply #9299 on:** March 19, 2009, 09:27:00 AM »

man steaks don't moo.

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