Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3037926 times)

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9325 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:22:34 PM »

Quote from: Dukiedook on March 19, 2009, 12:15:20 PM

Quitcher#$%*in' Havoc, at least you don't have the birdflu like moi.
Third day of work missed this week- couldn't get to sleep last night, didn't take mah Nyquil- coughing like TB.

That's what happens when you make out with ostrich's.

What's the plural spelling of that word anyway? ostrich.

Feel better Dook. I'd follow Kit's advice. She's a nurse.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #9326 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:29:27 PM »

Sounds like nurse Ratchet advice to me.
"Who wants to watch the World Series?"
I love that movie.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9327 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:30:48 PM »

I am not a nurse!
Technically speaking, I'm not any kind of medical professional of any kind... but really, I wanna know what happens when someone mixes those two, beyond an inevitable barf.
Call it a science experiment.

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9328 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:36:26 PM »

Quote from: Kit on March 19, 2009, 12:30:48 PM

I am not a nurse!
Technically speaking, I'm not any kind of medical professional of any kind... but really, I wanna know what happens when someone mixes those two, beyond an inevitable barf.
Call it a science experiment.

Well I don't need to add nyquil to jager to barf. I'd much rather drink partially frozen kerosene.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #9329 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:37:31 PM »

With equal parts orange juice, yes?

Ecosse · « **Reply #9330 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:53:45 PM »

My favorite was pouring a liter of JD in a gallon jug and filling the rest with Welch's grape juice. Guaranteed to cause public nudity... I hear.

Hillbilly purple passion. Smelled like cigars for some reason but I considered that a bonus.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9331 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:56:08 PM »

I used to vomit at the smell of jager. I'm still not real fond, but I'll drink it.
I feel like an alien is going to pop out of my stomach. Someone bring me some pepto... ugh....
I know havoc, it's nice out. you're tire will come soon
Dookie,
Amy contracted dysentery, your caravan has been delayed 3 days travel.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9332 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:14:58 PM »

Syphilis took momma to Jesus.
Your wagon broke an axle.
Billy has typhoid.
One of your oxen died.

alltherightpills · « **Reply #9333 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:18:29 PM »

You guys are all in fine form today.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9334 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:20:33 PM »

Billy died from smallpox. You burn his body to ensure the disease doesn't spread. You drop his blanket off at the next villiage.

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9335 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:45:40 PM »

ROFL I have that on my phone....

Coolest game from gradeschool ever!!!!

Inkscars · « **Reply #9336 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:50:23 PM »

I almost got it for my sidekick last month... Shoulda coulda woulda. I remember it not even being in color. WOW technology has come a long way in so little time.

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9337 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:08:29 PM »

Quote from: Inkscars on March 19, 2009, 01:50:23 PM

I almost got it for my sidekick last month... Shoulda coulda woulda. I remember it not even being in color. WOW technology has come a long way in so little time.

I used to shoot everything on screen and always had way more than I could carry.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9338 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:11:26 PM »

You tried to wade the ford, lost 30 lbs of salted pork and an oxen. Timmy was swept away in the current.

firecracker · « **Reply #9339 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:12:33 PM »

Okay, I give. What's the game?

Inkscars · « **Reply #9340 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:21:09 PM »

Oregon Trail.
How old are you?
hahaha

alltherightpills · « **Reply #9341 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:22:20 PM »

WHAT!!!???!!! Firecracker, of all people, I can't believe you have never played Oregon Trail.

MickeyX · « **Reply #9342 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:25:19 PM »

Oregon Trail rocks. We play in on the web sometimes. It's still fun. We try to see how many family members we can kill off in the least amount of miles.

What do you think, those of you with KZ's? Should we go check it out? Might make a nice little cafe... http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/1082584314.html

I want a project and no one will give up their Hondas for a price I can afford so... afterall, y'all get to be bikey and my Harley just keeps on runnin'. I wanna have fun too.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9343 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:38:47 PM »

called and the guy said someone else is looking at it, give him an hour or so, so I'mma gonna go out and get mah hairs cut.

HavocTurbo · « **Reply #9344 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:44:38 PM »

I'd prolly do it. I'm a sucker for a little blue scoot.

Inkscars · « **Reply #9345 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:18:44 PM »

The bike looks cool, the blue is atrocious.

I said Atrocious!
That's ricockulous.

Caaveman82 · « **Reply #9346 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:21:07 PM »

Kit,

I will do the nyquill and jag. I will tape record the results and write a full report. I've got a head cold that has been kicking my @$$ for a while now, I will try it this weekend if I am still sick.

Caaveman82 · « **Reply #9347 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:24:50 PM »

Find yourself an RD400.

2 Stroke. They FRICKIN FLY.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #9348 on:** March 19, 2009, 04:02:00 PM »

Quote from: Caaveman82 on March 19, 2009, 03:21:07 PM

Kit,

I will do the nyquill and jag. I will tape record the results and write a full report. I've got a head cold that has been kicking my @$$ for a while now, I will try it this weekend if I am still sick.

oh, please don't. Just cuz I drink jaeger when I have a bad cold doesn't mean anyone else should.

tramp · « **Reply #9349 on:** March 19, 2009, 04:16:20 PM »

Quote from: HavocTurbo on March 19, 2009, 08:54:06 AM

Stupid little poems with absolutley no reason for existence and anyone who uses them should be burned at the stake and then staked at the bottom of a river.

so is it possible
that you don't
like those things?

News:

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