Speaking of drugs... for some reason I'm reminded of an experimental (emphasis on mental) friend of mine when there was a bunch of people living in the same house. One night the whole neighborhood was wrenched awake with a blood-curdling scream coming from our house. He couldn't say anything, but after a couple of us pried his grlfriend from the chandelier, she said he substuted Vaseline with Vicks Vapo-Rub.