Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day.

[ofreen]

Who donated the panties in that version?

The way I heard it, it was a lady of ill repute brought in from the street, stretched out on the bar, and flipped over at his request, when after the first sniff, the carpenter was initially stumped .

[PeWe]

Another story
There were two twins, Per and Erik.
 Per was the owner of an old miserable boat.
 Now it happened that Erik's wife died on the same day that Per's boat sank.

 A few days later a kind old aunt met Per and mistook him for Erik and said: "I'm terribly sorry to hear of your loss, it must feel terrible."
Per, who thought she was talking about his boat, replied: “Well, the fact is I'm quite glad to be rid of her, she was rotten from the very beginning.

The lower part was completely torn and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was leaking all the time and had a big crack in the back and a nice big hole in the front too.
Every time I used her the hole just got bigger and bigger she began to leak even more.
I guess what finally ended her life was when I rented her out to four guys who wanted to go out and have some fun.

I warned them she was in pretty bad shape but they wanted her anyway.

Those idiots were all trying to get into her at the same time so she split open in the middle.
But what does that do, it's just a matter of starting to check the ads if you want to find a new one.

[grcamna2]

Another story
There were two twins, Per and Erik.
 Per was the owner of an old miserable boat.
 Now it happened that Erik's wife died on the same day that Per's boat sank.

 A few days later a kind old aunt met Per and mistook him for Erik and said: "I'm terribly sorry to hear of your loss, it must feel terrible."
Per, who thought she was talking about his boat, replied: “Well, the fact is I'm quite glad to be rid of her, she was rotten from the very beginning.

The lower part was completely torn and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was leaking all the time and had a big crack in the back and a nice big hole in the front too.
Every time I used her the hole just got bigger and bigger she began to leak even more.
I guess what finally ended her life was when I rented her out to four guys who wanted to go out and have some fun.

I warned them she was in pretty bad shape but they wanted her anyway.

Those idiots were all trying to get into her at the same time so she split open in the middle.
But what does that do, it's just a matter of starting to check the ads if you want to find a new one.

 

[Don R]

I saw a comedian who was recently in Japan, he said they sold used panties in a vending machine. His friend bought some, but it was a ripoff because the panties were new.

[Don R]

 Once again, I acquired a cheap vehicle because someone mixed nub top spark plugs with threaded type spark plugs.
  The first time it was a 68 VW beetle, this time it is a 98 Yamaha Zuma pit bike. I forget what I paid for the beetle but the seller was PO'ed when I drove it to work the next day.

[Kelly E]

Once again, I acquired a cheap vehicle because someone mixed nub top spark plugs with threaded type spark plugs.
  The first time it was a 68 VW beetle, this time it is a 98 Yamaha Zuma pit bike. I forget what I paid for the beetle but the seller was PO'ed when I drove it to work the next day.

A long time ago my buddy and I picked up a 74' Corvette for cheap from a car lot because it barely ran. It had a new intake manifold and we noticed the distributor was 180° out. That afternoon we reset the distributor and installed a new set of door panels. The next day we pulled into the car lot, the salesman came out so we told him about the distributor and gave him a smokey burnout as we left. 

[Don R]

 Fantastic,  Kelly! That tops a VW any day.

[grcamna2]

Once again, I acquired a cheap vehicle because someone mixed nub top spark plugs with threaded type spark plugs.
  The first time it was a 68 VW beetle, this time it is a 98 Yamaha Zuma pit bike. I forget what I paid for the beetle but the seller was PO'ed when I drove it to work the next day.

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