Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 107333 times)

Don R · « **Reply #250 on:** January 18, 2021, 10:16:10 AM »

A minister gets pulled over for erratic driving, the officer sees a wine bottle on the floor. Asks sir, have you been drinking? Minister says just water officer. The officer asks, then why do I smell wine? The minister looks at the bottle and replies good lord he's done it again!

Don R · « **Reply #251 on:** January 20, 2021, 11:45:13 AM »

At this moment you are the oldest you have ever been and yet the youngest you will ever be. Use it wisely.

70CB750 · « **Reply #252 on:** January 21, 2021, 03:30:22 AM »

Quote from: Don R on January 20, 2021, 11:45:13 AM

At this moment you are the oldest you have ever been and yet the youngest you will ever be. Use it wisely.

May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future

70CB750 · « **Reply #253 on:** January 21, 2021, 03:49:57 AM »

70CB750 · « **Reply #254 on:** January 26, 2021, 05:45:15 AM »

grcamna2 · « **Reply #255 on:** January 26, 2021, 10:43:40 AM »

Lol

Don R · « **Reply #256 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:16:30 PM »

I got ketchup in my eye,
Now I have Heinzsight.

Don R · « **Reply #257 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:18:03 PM »

Doc said I'm afraid to say, you're going deaf
I told him that wasn't easy to hear.

RAFster122s · « **Reply #258 on:** January 26, 2021, 09:18:39 PM »

Nice Don!

dave500 · « **Reply #259 on:** January 26, 2021, 10:18:16 PM »

i was born with no eyelids,the doctor told mum theyll do a circumcision and use that skin for my eyelids,mum said but he will be cock eyed!!the doctor replied but think of the fore sight he will have!!

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #260 on:** January 26, 2021, 11:46:58 PM »

I just got circumcised, anyone need a fan belt for a Kenworth?

Don R · « **Reply #261 on:** January 30, 2021, 02:01:11 PM »

My wife asked me if I knew what her favorite flower was,
Apparently gold medal all purpose wasn't the right answer.

70CB750 · « **Reply #262 on:** January 31, 2021, 03:48:15 AM »

Quote from: Don R on January 30, 2021, 02:01:11 PM

My wife asked me if I knew what her favorite flower was,
Apparently gold medal all purpose wasn't the right answer.

70CB750 · « **Reply #263 on:** February 01, 2021, 03:17:15 AM »

I wanted to donate blood, but all those questions!

Like: Where is the blood from? Why is it in a bucket?

Don R · « **Reply #264 on:** February 01, 2021, 12:35:20 PM »

My wife asked why I got thrown out of hobby lobby. I replied, for dipping my testicles in the glitter.
Pretty nuts, huh?

Alan F. · « **Reply #265 on:** February 02, 2021, 08:03:49 AM »

Apparently it IS easier!

70CB750 · « **Reply #266 on:** February 02, 2021, 12:18:19 PM »

"Did you really find your wife in bed with the neighbor?"

"Yes, I did!"

"What happened?"

"They both died of COVID."

Steve F · « **Reply #267 on:** February 02, 2021, 01:11:27 PM »

A man takes a wallet to the patent office and tells the patent officer he would like to apply for a patent for this special wallet he had designed. The patent agent tells him that he is about a hundred years too late to get a patent for a wallet. The man says, ”I don’t think you understand. This is a special wallet made from foreskins. When you rub it just right, it turns into a suitcase.”

70CB750 · « **Reply #268 on:** February 03, 2021, 04:23:43 AM »

70CB750 · « **Reply #269 on:** February 03, 2021, 07:54:59 AM »

Don R · « **Reply #270 on:** February 03, 2021, 08:55:45 AM »

! what a letdown!

grcamna2 · « **Reply #271 on:** February 03, 2021, 09:09:59 AM »

Lol

dave500 · « **Reply #272 on:** February 03, 2021, 11:40:09 PM »

My wife told me the cat had to be chipped.

I only have a nine iron but I still managed to get it over the shed.

dave500 · « **Reply #273 on:** February 03, 2021, 11:41:11 PM »

If 666 is evil, then technically 25.8069738 is the root of all evil?

RAFster122s · « **Reply #274 on:** February 04, 2021, 09:33:53 AM »

LOL @ Dave500 and funny one 70CB750...
My nephew just married a beautiful South African young woman. I sent Ben the table pic. Hopefully Kgao isn't offended, she is an architect. Personally I find it interesting.
At least it is made of wood and not some hunter's trophy table...
Hippos are very dangerous animals, fwiw...

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Author Topic: Joke, or mood lightener of the day. (Read 107333 times)