Husband and wife are doing yard work one saturday. As the wife is bent over pulling weeds, husband comments:
"Honey, your ass has gotten as wide as our gas grill!"
Wife storms into the house without saying a word and gives husband the silent treatment the rest of the day.
Come nighttime husband and wife retire to bed. Husband feels frisky and he rolls over and makes overtures. Wife turns over and says:
"You're crazy if you think I am gonna fire up this grill for one tiny wiener"