Hey folks,
Huge thanks to everyone, I finally got her running again! (If a little roughly)
Based on feedback, I suspected I had stuck floats that were just flooding the engine and hydrolocking. I took some of the posters great advice and turned the petcock off, took the plugs out, and used the kickstarter till it I cleared all the gas out of the carbs.
I then put the plugs back in, and with the petcock still off, used the kickstarter and the electric starter to turn the engine. And it worked! It turned freely over and over. (of course not starting since there was no gas). So it must have been the floats flooding it.
I then turned the petcock back on, and actually got the engine running. Its a little rough but that's probably because it's been sitting for 5 weeks without being turned on. Draining the carbs must have allowed the floats to reseat correctly.
I super appreciate everyone's help and tips. Now that I know some critical lessons in case I have a bike on its side (which hopefully is not a frequent occurrence).